What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
Where do horses get their mane cut?
The hair-dressager.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
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