Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What did the horse reply when asked if it can jump 3 feet?
“I lope so!”
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
Why is Pegasus so smart?
He’s all kno-wing.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What did the jockey respond when someone asked to ride his horse?
“Dis-mount is mine.”
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
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