Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
Why was the horse a great editor?
She was very thorough bred.
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What is the coldest type of horse?
A freezian.
Beat funny horse puns
What’s a horse’s favorite makeup brand?
Neighhhbelline.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
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