How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
What did one horse say to the other after he said he wanted to drop out?
That’s an equestionable decision.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
A pony goes to see the doctor one day.
He says, "Doc, you've got to help me. I've had this terrible sore throat for weeks and I think there must be some badly wrong."
The doctor examines him and then reassures him saying, "It's okay, it's nothing serious; you're just a little horse."
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
What do you call a horse running on a table?
A counter canter.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
Where do horses get their weaves from?
Mane.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
What did the Clydesdale use to deal cards at the casino?
A horse-shoe.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
What did the teenage horse say when her phone broke?
I canter even.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
Where do you take a sick pony?
To the horse-pital.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
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