What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
Why did they stop giving the horse grass?
They wanted it to be less green.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
Why do horses make good lawyers?
Attention to de-tail.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What’s a racehorse’s favorite clothing brand? Jockey.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
Why was Pegasus such a good ballerina?
He was flo-wing.
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
How does a rude princess sit on a horse?
Snide-saddle.
What do ponies look for in a vehicle?
Lots of horsepower.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What’s a horse’s favorite dance move?
Watch me whip, now watch me neigh neigh.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
What does a workhorse like to drink?
A Moscow Mule.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
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