What do winged horses attend in school? Pegclasses.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
How did the horse make payments?
In in-stallion-ments.
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
How did the horse know the others were gossiping about him?
He herd.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
What cartoon do horses like to watch?
Whinny the Pooh.
What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?
A mechanic.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What does a horse call its treats?
My greatest preakness.
Where do the cool horses live?
In rad-docks.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
How could you tell the horse gained weight?
It had extra girth.
How does a Pegasus ask her boyfriend to propose?
She says “You’ve got to put a wing on it.”
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
What do you call a horse on a boat attached to land?
Docked.
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