What kind of bread does a racehorse eat?
Thoroughbred.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
How do ponies react when the opposing team comes on the field?
They horse-boo.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What were the ponies most excited for in the meal?
The main horse.
Why was the pony so excited to be invited to a rally with the president?
It was a huge end-horse-ment.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
Why couldn’t the little girl ride the horse?
It was feeling bucky.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
Why did the horse never get cold?
It was a Dutch warmblood.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
Why did the horse climb Everest?
She liked mount-ains.
How did the horse solve a murder?
Compiled newspaper clippings.
Why did the pony turn himself in?
He felt rem-horse.
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