What's black and white and eats like a horse?
A zebra.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
What do you call a pony running in a circle? Centrifugal horse.
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
How did the horse break into the mainframe?
It was a hack.
What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What is the lesser-known sport used to measure a horse’s singing ability?
Carol racing.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
What does a horse call her best friend?
Her mane chick.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
How do horses greet each other?
“Hayyyyy.”
How do mares keep track of their boyfriends?
A stud book.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
Where do horses live in Harry Potter?
Diagonal Alley.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
What was the horse’s best ballroom dance? The Foxtrot.
Why couldn’t the equestrian find the carrots? They were down by the bay.
What type of car would a regular horse buy?
A Fjord Focus.
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
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