What’s a horse’s favorite fruit?
Canterlope.
How did the ponies stay in touch?
C-horse-pondence.
What does a horse do when it smells rotten seafood?
It scallops outta there.
What would a winged horse put in the bathtub?
A pegaLush bath bomb.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What does the winged horse do after it goes to the bathroom?
Pegaflushes.
How does a horse tow its trailer?
With a Ford Bronco.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
How could you tell the horse was getting old?
It was wither-ing away.
How do you wash a horse?
On a sponge-line.
Where do horses go on vacation?
Flankfurt.
How do baby horses get tucked in at night?
They get told a tail.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
Why didn’t the horse tell her friend she was a thief?
She didn’t want to saddle her with that information.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
Why was the horse feeling a bit sick?
Its voice was a bit hoarse.
How does a horse make paper mâché?
With newspaper clip-clop-pings.
How do horses get to another star system? They travel through intergalloptic space.
Why did the horse like her new backpack?
The straps were adju-stable.
Where do horses buy groceries?
Whinny-Dixie.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What would a winged horse play in a band?
The pegabass guitar.
What do you call a rainbow you ride your horse on?
A rein-bow.
How did the horse get up the stairs?
He mounted them.
What kind of car do fancy horses drive?
Mustangs.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
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