What’s a horse’s favorite grocery store?
No-fillies.
Why couldn’t the baby horse eat dessert?
It was foal.
How does a horse drink wine?
With a de-canter.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
Why does the horse go to school?
It brings her fulfillyment.
How do horses show gratitude?
Flank you very much.
What does a winged horse drink from at a party?
A keg-asus.
Why would a horse make a good president?
They know how to lead.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
Why was the horse such a good dancer?
It perfected its halturn.
What kind of horse would Bilbo Baggins ride?
A shire.
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What kind of horse do you ride after dark?
A night mare.
How do winged horses walk if they become pirates?
Peg-asus legs.
Why does a horse’s hair always look so good?
She mane-tains it.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What’s does a winged horse like to munch on?
Pe-grass-us.
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
Why did the horse go to jail?
The prosecutors failed to show the burden of hoof.
What do you call a horse that lives next door to you?
A neigh-bor.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
What did the pony say to the Jedi Knight before she left on her adventure?
“May the horse be with you.”
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
What natural disaster took out the ancient horses?
A volcanic stirruption.
What’s a horse’s favorite country singer?
Colt-on Underwood.
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses?
Bronchitis.
Black Beauty - Now there's a dark horse.
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