Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
What do you call a gorilla with no arms?
An ape-utee
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
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