Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
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