Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!
What is the best thing to do if you notice a gorilla is sitting at your desk?
Find another place to sit.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
What did the Gorilla say when he saw there was a sale happening?
Ooh! OOh! OOOh!!!!
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.