Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
Q. Why doesn't a big gorilla have to flush the toilet?
A. He scares the sh*t out of it!
Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
My girlfriend and I saw an inflatable gorilla In front of a jacuzzi store
She asked me why they would do that for a jacuzzi store. I told her it was a guerilla tactic. She was not impressed.
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
What is the first thing that gorillas learn at kindergarten?
Apey Cee's?
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
What did the gorilla wear when he was cooking in the kitchen?
An ape-ron
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Q. Which kind of ape enjoys smoking tobaco?
A. Cigarilla.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
Q. Why was the baby gorilla such a big brat?
A. Because his parents are big apes.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
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