Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
What is a gorillas favourite ice cream flavour.
Chocolate chimp.
Did you hear about the extremely serious gorilla?
He didn't monkey around.
Why did the gorilla have to visit the vet?
He wasn't peeling well
Q. Why do educated gorillas like the numbers 1, 3, 5, 7, 11 and 13?
A. 'Cause they're prime apes.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite movie?
A. Planet of the Apes.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
Q. How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A. Two, but it has to be a really BIG light bulb.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
What do you get if you cross a talking parrot with a gorilla?
I am not sure but if he says something you better damn well listen.
Q. What do you call gorillaS who just monkey around at the gym?
A. Buff-oons
Q. Why was the lady baboon so atrracted to the big gorilla?
A. 'Cause he had s*x ape-peal.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
If you were in the jungle, and a gorilla charged you, what should you do?
Pay him.
Q. What does the alpha gorilla call his first wife?
A. His prime mate.
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Did you hear about the girl who put gorilla glue in her hair?
Her stupidity knew no bonds
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?
You-Rang-a-Tang?
Q. Which book makes virgin gorillas blush?
A. The Naked Ape.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
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