What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
What do you call a gorilla who has been locked up in prison?
A kong-vict
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
What's the best time of year to see gorillas in the wild? Ape-ril.
What did the banana do when it saw a gorilla? The banana split.
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
Old gorillas never die, but they do go bananas.
What did the gorilla say after spending one month at te gym?
Geez, gain a little muscle mass, and everybody acuses you of steroids. As if eating too many bananas wasn't dopey enough!
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
Q. Which US city holds the record for suicidal gorillas jumping off skyscrapers?
A. Fall-Adelphia.
What do you call a gorilla with a million dollars?
A gorillanaire
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Q. Why did the gorilla go to the barber?
A. He was concerned about his ape-pearance.
Q. Why did the gorilla cross the road?
A. To get to the monkey biz on the other side.
Why did the advertising tycoons hire a bunch of apes?
They were running a gorilla marketing campaign.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
What do you call a gorilla in a cement-mixer?
King Koncrete.
Harambe wasn’t only one of the best gorillas I’ve ever met...
He was also a great ape.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun ?
Whatever it wants to be called.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Q. What kind of underwear do s*xy gorillas wear?
A. Chim-pant-zies.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Ever wonder how gorillas can be so strong when they eat mostly a plant based diet?
Cuz they don't monkey around when it comes to strength training!
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
Did you hear about the 2 apes that kept fighting with each other?
It was gorilla warfare.
What is just as big as a gorilla but literally weighs nothing?
A gorilla's shadow.
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
Q. Which country was founded by wild gorillas?
A. The Banana Republic.
Q. Why was the gorilla's jungle party so lame?
A. Because theyran out of chimps and dip.
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