Q. Where do gorillas get their gossip?
A. From the grapevine.
What do you call a gorilla stuck in a ventilation shaft
A Duct-ape.
What do you feed a 700 pound gorilla?
Just give him anything he wants and then run.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite holiday?
A. Ape-ril Fools Day!
Q. What is a gorilla in a wheelchair called?
A. Dis-ape-led.
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What do you call a polyarmourus deceased gorilla?
Harembe.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
How did the gorilla know she was poorly? She had a belly ape.
What do gorillas and orangutans wear in the kitchen?
Ape-rons.
Why do gorillas have really big fingers?
Because they have really big nostrils!
Q. What do you call an entertaining gorilla eating a banana?
A. Ape peeling.
What do you call a white skinned gorilla?
Honkey Kong.
What noise does a gorilla’s doorbell make?
King Kong
Where do gorillas keep their beehives?
Apeiaries.
What’s the first thing a gorilla learns in school? The ape b c’s.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Q. Why did the girl-illa win the beauty contest?
A. She was beast of show!
Q. What do you call a gorilla who studies large primates and has great grades?
A. Ape lust student.
Why did the Buddhist gorilla get locked out of his monastery?
He forgot his monk-key
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
Q. What do gorillas and big apes do to make each other laugh?
A. They tell punny jokes about humans!
Q. What do they call the gorilla marathon runner who only wins when it's pouring outdoors?
A. The raining chimp-ion.
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
What do you call a large gorilla who appears to be in a bad mood?
Sir.
What do you call a gorilla wearing headphones?
Anything you'd like, it can't hear you.
Why wasn't King Kong able to climb to the top of the Empire State Building?
He couldn't quite fit in the elevator.
My friend, who's a geneticist and a rapper crossed a gorilla with an orang utan
That's his new mixed ape.
What is most gorillas' favorite book to study in English class at high school?
The Apes Of Wrath.
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
Where do gorillas go to after work?
The monkey bars.
What food did the Gorilla order when he went to France?
Ape Suzettes.
Q. Whay aren't gorillas afraid of zombies?
A. Because the ape-ocalypse doesn't frighten them.
Have you heard about the gorilla who got a name change?
Peaches the gorilla escaped from the zoo, but when they got him back they had to change it because it turns out he had become an Ape Re-caught.
Q. Why are big gorilla turds always so stinking tired?
A. Because they're all pooped out!
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic? The bear hug!
Why did the Gorilla fail its exam? He didn't have the ape-titude.
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
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