What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Goat milk?
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
I goat this.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
You have goat to be kidding me.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Something’s goat to give.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
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