What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
You have goat to be kidding me.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Whatever floats your goat.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Goat milk?
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
I goat this.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Something’s goat to give.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
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