What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
You have goat to be kidding me.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Goat milk?
I goat this.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Something’s goat to give.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Whatever floats your goat.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.