What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
You have goat to be kidding me.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Goat milk?
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
Something’s goat to give.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Whatever floats your goat.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
I goat this.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.