What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
I goat this.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
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