Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
I goat this.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Something’s goat to give.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
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