What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Something’s goat to give.
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Why are goats and rhinos attracted to each other?
Because they are both horny animals.
I goat this.
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