What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Who did the goats vote for as president?
Billy Clinton.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
I goat this.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What did the little goats say when they were caught playing a prank on the sheep?
Sorry, we were just kidding.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Something’s goat to give.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
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