What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
Two goats are married, living on a farm. Billy Goat says, "I really want children. Let's make some babies."
Betty Goat responds, "Heck no. No baby goats for me..."
"I'm not kidding."
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
If a young goat learns a martial art, are they a karate kid?
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What do you call a Spanish Goat with no hind legs?
Gracias
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
You have goat to be kidding me.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What kind of music do goats listen to?
Baaa-ch!
I told my parents I wanted to raise goats for a living, but I was only kidding.
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
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