Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Why did the ram run over the cliff edge?
Because he didn’t see the ewe turn.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.
How do you keep a goat from charging?
You take his credit card away!
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Is a goat that eats office supplies on a staple diet?
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What’s a goat’s favorite TV show?
America’s Goat Talent.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
I goat this.
Did you hear about the owl who married a goat?
The had a hootenanny.
Whatever floats your goat.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a goat on a mountain?
Hillbilly.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
Something’s goat to give.
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
What did the baby goat say to his father?
I kid you not.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
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