Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
I goat this.
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
Who called it a goat petting zoo...
and not Close Encounters of the Herd Kind?
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a goat that lip-syncs?
Billy Vanilli.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
Something’s goat to give.
What’s a goat’s favorite musical?
Joseph and his Amazing Technicolor Dream Goat.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What do you call a royal goat wearing denim?
Billy Jean King.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
Do hairless goats wish they had mohair?
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
Whatever floats your goat.
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
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