Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a goat who paints pictures?
Vincent Van Goat.
What do you call an outlaw goat?
Billy the Kid.
What did the goat say when he woke up on a train?
I have no idea how I goat here.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
Did you hear the joke about the lumberjack, The sheep and the goat?
I wood tell ewe, but it’s a baaaaaad joke
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Why is it hard to carry on a conversation with a goat?
Because they are always butting in.
What’s a goat’s favorite drink?
Goat-arade.
A goat came out of nowhere and headbutted me
It was a ram-done act of violence
What does a goat call his girlfriend?
Bae.
What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
Whatever floats your goat.
If a goat grows a beard, is it a goatee?
You have goat to be kidding me.
What do mountain climbers share around the campfire?
Goat Stories!
What symbolizes a goat’s family tree?
A goat of arms.
Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I’m a goat.
How long has this been going on?
Since I was a kid.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
What do you call a lazy goat?
Billy Idle.
What’s the definition of butter?
An angry goat.
What do goats eat?
Goatmeal.