My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.