What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
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