Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
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