What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
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