I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
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