My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
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