Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
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