Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
What is the opposite of a flamingo? The answer is, a flaminstop.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
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