Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
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