Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
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