What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
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