A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.