It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Why couldn't anyone see the flamingo? It was in de skies.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Some pink birds can be really rude. I approached a group of them the other day and they screamed “Flamingo away!”
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
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