Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flamingos are great to go out with, because they all party like flock stars.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
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