Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
There was a flamingo in our garden for such a long time, we started calling it a flaminstay.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
Never trust a flamingo unless you can be sure it has fully fledged ideas.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Have you ever tried crossing a lion with a flamingo? It will be pink, that’s the mane thing.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
What part of a flamingo has the most feathers?
The outside.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
How do flamingos clean themselves? They flaminget a shower.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
I had a flamingo come to stay with me when he had a cold. We nicknamed him phlegmingo.
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
I came across an injured flamingo the other day. I tried to help, but luckily it was already receiving medical tweetment.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.