It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
I finally found out why flamingos sleep with one leg up! If they had both legs up they would fall over.
I have a flamingo friend who has a fantastic imagination, but they are always indulging in flights of fancy.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
If flamingos can’t fly, how on earth do they get about? They use flamingo karts, of course.
There’s a new dish out; it’s a cross between a cake and a bird. They call it a Flan-ingo.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
A flamingo can be a really good friend to have. However, they generally fit the bill really well.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
What do you call a dead flamingo?
A flaminghost.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
It’s really easy to send a nice card to a flamingo. You just write “Hope you have a flamingood…”
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
I wondered why flamingos were so strong, so I did a little research. Turns out they do a lot of eggs-er-cise.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
It’s pretty easy to choose your favorite type of bird
Flamingos have a leg up on all the rest.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What is a flamingo's favorite ride at a theme park? The flamingo-karts.
I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
Flamingos can get away with the most outrageous behaviour and you’d never know that they were embarrassed. This is because you can never tell when they are blushing.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
There are good and bad times to buy a flamingo. Bad times are when they’re expensive, the best times are when they’re cheep.
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.