I do find that flamingos don’t plan very well for the future… They’re too prone to putting all their eggs in the one basket.
Flight allows flamingos to stay safe from predators. This is natural selection in action, and explains why flaminstays are extinct.
It’s easy to spot a sad flamingo. They get really blue.
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
Flamingos can be a bit of a daring bunch. In fact, they always fly by the seat of their pants.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Where is a flamingo’s favourite place to dance? The hop, of course!
How do officials start the races at the pink bird olympics? They say three... two... one... flaminGO!
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
What is a pink bird's favorite dance? Flamin-tango.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Have you ever wondered which part of the flamingo has the most feathers? I found out once – turns out it’s the outside.
Why do flamingos make bad pets? They are too much of a birden.
What do you call a flamingo that flew into a wall?
A flamingstop.
I threw water on a flamingo the other day
Now it's just an O.
What soccer position does a pink flamingo play? Flamingoalie.
How do you know a flmaingo has stolen your shoes?
Only one shoe is missing.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Never take a flamingo to the local swimming baths. They really don’t like claw-rine.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
What is a flamingo's favorite thing to do at the weekend? Play fla-bingo.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
Why are flamingos the happiest birds? They live with no reggrets.
I once tried crossing a flamingo with a cement mixer. Sounds crazy, but I really wanted a good brick layer.
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
Large, pink birds are a good asset to a football team. They’re very used to playing flamingoalie.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
I had to put my foot down.
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.