What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
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