How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What did they call prehistoric sailing disasters? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus
Who makes dinosaur clothes? dino-sewer.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
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