Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
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