What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try and try and try and try-ceratops
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
What do you need to know to teach a dinosaur tricks? More than the dinosaur.
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a loud sleeper? A Snore-a-sorus
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
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