What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you get when a dinosaur sneezes? Out of the way!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog? Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
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