What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Which dinosaur slept all day ? The dino-snore!
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What do you call a Triceratops who scores his first goal? Dino- score!
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A Dinosaucer
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What do you call a Stegosaurus with carrots in its ears? Anything you want, it can't hear you!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
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