What do dinosaurs put on their pizza? Tomato-saurus
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur that lost his glasses? uthinkhesawrus
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What do your call a dinosaur with one eye? Eye-saur.
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Why did the T-Rex eat hamburgers? Because he is a meat eater!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? Anything you want. He can't hear you.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
How much fur can you get from a dinosaur ? As fur as you can get!
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopis
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!