Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a dinosaur who is elected to Congress? Rep. Tile!
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What is the head of an Italian dinosaur family called? Ptera Don
Why did the dinosaur cross the road ? The chicken hadn't evolved yet!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
What is a dog’s favorite movie about dinosaurs?
Jurassic Bark.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaurs fart? "A blast from the past"
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What do you get if you cross a pig with a dinosaur ? Jurassic Pork!
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
What do you call someone who tells too many dinosaur jokes?
A dino-bore.
What's as big as a dinosaur but weighs nothing? Her shadow!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
How do you ask a dinosaur to lunch? Tea Rex?
Why did the dinosaur paint her toenails red? So she could hide in the strawberry patch!
What is a dinosaurs least favorite reindeer? Comet.
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
When can three giant dinosaurs get under an umbrella and not get wet? When it's not raining!
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why did the Apatosaurus devour the factory? Because she was a plant eater!
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor out in the rain ? A Stegosau-rust.
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
What does a giant Tyrannosaurus eat? Anything she wants!
Kiss me if I’m wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
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