What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What kind of dinosaur works for the police? A trisara-cop.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs!
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and sixteen wheels? A Stegosaurus on roller skates!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
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