What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What is in the middle of dinosaurs ? The letter "s"!
What do you call a blind dinosaur? adoyouthinkhesaurus.
What do you get if you cross a mouse with a Triceratops? Enormous holes in the base boards.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
Did the dinosaur take a bath ? Why, is there one missing?
What do you call a super articulate dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Why do dinosaurs eat their food raw? Cause they don't know how to cook
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
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