Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode? What a lavaly day!
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw. Who makes the best prehistoric reptile clothes ? A dino-sewer.
How do you upset a dinosaur? Touchasaurus Spot.
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
Where do dinosaurs get their mail ? At the dead-letter office!
What do you do if you find a blue Ichthyosaur ? Cheer him up!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
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