What's better than a talking dinosaur ? A spelling bee. What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up? Try-Try-Try-ceratops.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye? Doyouthinkhesawus
What's the difference between a strawberry and a Tyrannosaurus? The strawberry is red!
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
What do you call a dinosaur that eats it's vegetables? A.brocileasoarus
Why are there old dinosaur bones in the museum? Because they can't afford new ones!
What makes more noise than a dinosaur ? Two dinosaurs!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors? Because she had no guts!
What do you get when you put a bomb in a dinosaur? Dino-mite.
What did the Tyrannosaurus rex get after mopping the floor? Dino-sore!
What's green and purple and goes up and down? Barney in an elevator.
What do you call a Tyrannosaurus under stress?
A nervous rex.
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