Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you get when you cross a Dinosaur and TNT? Dino-mite.
How can you tell if there is a dinosaur in bed with you? By the `D' on his pajamas.
What did dinosaurs have that no others animals ever had? Baby dinosaurs!
Where did Velociraptor buy things? At a dino-store!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
What do you call a dinosaur that eats fireworks? A dino-mite
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
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