What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
Where was the dinosaur when the sun went down ? In the dark!
What do you call a dinosaur that's a noisy sleeper? A Bronto-snorus.
How do you invite a dinosaur for lunch?
Tea, Rex?
What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus.
What did the dinosaur ask his pet dog when he wanted afternoon tea with him?
Do you want some tea, Rex?
What's green and hangs from trees? Dinosaur snot.
Which dinosaurs were the best policemen? Tricera-cops.
What do you call a dinosaur with a foul mouth? Bronto-swore-us.
What do dinosaurs have that no other animals have? Baby Dinosaurs.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path? Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
What dinosaur is always sad? Cryalotosaurus
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