What do you say when you meet a two-headed dinosaur? Hello, hello!
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes? Rep Tiles
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
Can you name 10 dinosaurs in 10 seconds? Yes, 8 Iguanadons and 2 Stegasaurus.
Which type of dinosaur could jump higher than a house ? Any kind! A house cannot jump!
What do you get when a dinosaur walks through the strawberry patch? Strawberry jam.
What do you call it when a dinosaur gets in a car accident? Tyrannasaurus wreck!
What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo? Bronco-saurus or a Tyrannasourus Tex
What does a Triceratops sit on? Its Tricera-bottom.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
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