What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
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