What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
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