What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
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