How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
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