What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Q. What does one teen buck say to oad another into doing something risky?
A. I double deer you!
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
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