What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.