What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. How did the wedding between the stag and the doe begin?
A. Deerly beloved...
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What should you give a deer when it gets stomachache?
Elk-a-seltzer.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
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