What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
It’s raining cats and dogs today - I just hope it doesn’t rain deer!
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!