What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
What did the married deer couple say to each other? I love you deer-ly!
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What do you give a deer with an upset stomach?
Elka Seltzer.
What did the deer say after she saw her Amazon bill?
“I spent too much doe!”
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
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