I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Q. What do biologists call an insane stag that's out running amok?
A. Deer-ranged.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
How do you spot a deer behind you? With hind-sight!
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
Q. How do you describe a deer joke with a screwed up punch line?
A. Bucked up.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What does a deer say when it prays to the god?
“Deer God!”
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. After the stripper is done, what happens at a stag party?
A. Deer-ty dancing.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What is the difference between a deer nut and a beer nut?
“A beer nut is often more than a buck but a deer nut is always under a buck.”
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
Q. Which kind of deer has a serious drinking problem?
A. The elk-oholic.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What do deer doctors specialise in? Hart surgery!
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