What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What did the weather reporter say to his wife?
“I hope it doesn’t rain, deer!”
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
Q. Which doe did all the stags and bucks sing about in the 1960s?
A. Deer Prudence.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. Which Louisville race exclusively features buck and stag contestants?
A. The Kentucky Deer-by.
Why did the deer go to the spa?
“To doe off some steam!”
Why was the deer a good driver? He was great at using the deering wheel!
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Where do Santa Claus and his deers stop to have a coffee at Christmas?
“Star – Bucks!”
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Q. How do does and fawns fly from place to place?
A. In a deer-igible
Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What did the deer say when she wanted to be left alone?
“Doe away!”
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. Which deer was a fascist dictator?
A. Moose Al Ini.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
When we cross a deer and a mouse, what would we get?
“Mickey Moose!”
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
Q. Which Greek eggplant dish do deer really eat up?
A. Moose-aka.
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