What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What kind of money does deer use?
“Bucks!”
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What does a deer do when it gets to its friend’s house?
Rings the deer bell.
What did the deer say to his friend who has slipping down the mountain?
Hang on for deer life!
Q. Where do Midwest does prefer to give birth?
A. Deerborn, Michigan.
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
Q. Where are deceased deer laid to rest?
A. In a moose-oleum.
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
What did the deer say after he finished eating?
“That was deer-licious!”
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Q. Where can you view sculptures and paintings created by deer?
A. At the art moose-seum.
What did the deer say when her crush told her a joke?
“You are doe funny!”
What do you call a deer wearing an explosive vest?
Bombi.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
What do we call a deer without any eye?
“No – eye – deer.”
What did the fawn who wanted to be a child forever say?
“I don’t want to doe up!”
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What do you call a deer with hooves in his ears?
Anything you want — he can’t hear you.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
If you see a deer without antlers acting crazy, don’t eat it without cooking it first.
Everyone knows you can’t eat raw kooky doe.
What is the deer’s favorite food group?
“Deer-y products!”
What board game do deer families always play?
Buck-gammon.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
Q. What's on display at the Canadian Moose Museum?
A. Mod deer 'n art.
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”