Q. What does a doe say When something very unexpected happens?
A. Oh, Deer God!
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
Q. What do you get if you cross a deer with an Aussie Joey?
A. A buck-er-roo.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Why was the teenager deer a bad driver?
He didn’t want to use the deering wheel.
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
Q. Who walks around the suburbs trying to sell venison meat?
A. A deer-to-door salesmant.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Q. What did they serve with nacho cheese at stag parties?
A. Deer-itos.
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
Q. What is another name for elk diarrhea?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
What did the outraged female deer say to the mule?
How deer you!
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Did Rudolph go to school?
No, he was elf taught!
What type of bread do deers enjoy the most?
“Sour-doe!”
What did the big stag deer say to the hunter?
“Buck off, man!”
What did the deer say to his sulky friend?
“Buck up!”
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
How much does it cost to fly Santa’s sleigh?
About 9 bucks.
What’s a deer’s favorite place to get ice cream?
Deery Queen.
I want to start a deer breeding business…
But first, I’m gonna need about 5,000 bucks.
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
What did the deer say when she met her favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn of your movies!”
Q. Which deer prison is escape proof?
A. Elk-atraz.
Q. Which game do hunters go after first?
A. The nearest and the deerest.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What is a baker’s favorite type of icing?
Fawn-dant.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
What does a deer hang on its Christmas tree?
“Horn – aments.”
Q. How do the doe and stag open the entry to their vacation cabin in the woods?
A. They just turn the deer knob.
What’s a deer’s go-to ice cream flavor?
Cookie-doe.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What did the deer say to his friend when he suggested a trip to the park? Good i-deer!
How do you give a deer a compliment?
“Fawn over him!”
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
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