What does a deer call a hunter?
“Doe foes.”
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
Who puts money under a deer’s pillow when they lose a tooth?
The hoof fairy.
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What do you call a deer that can write with both hands?
Bambi-dextrous.
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What Disney movie can a deer watch over and over again?
Fawn-tasia.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
Q. Why was the stag thrown in the army brig?
A. Due to deer-eliction of duty.
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Why did the deer get braces?
He had buck teeth.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
Q. How do you start a letter written to Sears Roebuck?
A. Deer Sirs..
Where do deer get all of their coffee?
Star-bucks!
Did you hear about the generous and kind deer? She had a hart of gold!
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What is a deer’s favorite place to get breakfast?
Dunkin’ Doe-nuts!
How does a deer know what day of the week it is?
It looks at its calen-deer.
Q. Which sweet dessert is banned from the menu at the Deer Cafe?
A. Chocolate Moose.
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What kind of deer make great weather forecasters?
Rain-deer.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
What did the deer say to her daughter?
“Soon you’ll be all doe-n up!”
What did the deer say to each other when they were trying to solve a difficult problem? This is such a deer-lemma!
What do deer always use to clean their homes?
Comet!
What did the deer tell his buddy before he took a test?
“Good buck!”
How do deer clean their feet?
Hoof paste.
How do you let a deer know you like her?
You fawn over her.
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.
Q. What do you get if you cross a devilish deer with an evil cougar?
A. A hell cat.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
It’s the fawn of a new day! - said the deer happily after waking up.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Q. What do you call the stench that comes from antlered roadkill?
A. A foul o-deer.
What was wrong with the deer’s smile?
He had buck teeth.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
Why was the actress scared of the deer?
She had stag fright.
What did the deer’s mother say to her daughter on her birthday?
“I remember the day you were fawn!”
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What do we call a deer that wears a mask and refuses to tell its name?
“Anony – moose.”
What did the deer say to his friend during their night in the woods?
This is so much fawn!
What did the deer write in his journal every day? Deer diary.
What’s a buck’s least favorite sandwich bread?
Sour doe.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
Q. What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
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