That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
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