What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
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