What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
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