When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
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