How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
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