Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
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