What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
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