Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
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