What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
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