A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.