A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Go to BabaMail
