A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Go to BabaMail
