My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
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