One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
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