A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
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