No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
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