Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
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