What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.