Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
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