Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
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