Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
A sunburned murder of crows is referred to as 1st, 2nd and 3rd degree.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
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