What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
I hate getting into arguments with farmers about the best methods for keeping crows away.
They always resort to straw man arguments.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
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