Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
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