The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What do crows drink in order to stay awake? They drink cawfee.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
What do crows read? Cawmics.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
How will a crow with a cold fever sound like? Caw-ph, Caw-ph.
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder