What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
What is the name of the final exam you take when studying bird law? The crow bar.
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
What do you call it when a raven marries a crow? A conspiracy to commit to murder.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
What do you call a white crow?
A caw-casian.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
For waterproofing their nests, crows buy caw-king.
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
I saved a tiny baby crow and now he won't leave, I guess you could say he's mi-cro.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
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