What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
What do you call a group of crows who see food?
A tempted murder.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
A guy walks into a crow bar
It's a murder scene
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
The scare crow was out standing in his field, so he got awarded as the best employee of the year.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Don't give up at this stage, just keep cawing on, you will do great.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
No, I'm not concerned about crows infesting my house...
It's actually just a mynah problem.
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