Why did the junkie adopt a one legged crow?
So he could get crow cane from his vet.
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Which bird is the most contented? The crow, because he never complains without caws.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
Where do crows type? Crows type on cawmputers.
What kind of ice cream do pigs like best?
Hoggin Daz!
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
A bear covered in a bunch of crows gives the picture of a grizzly murder.
A crow’s favorite nutty dessert is Pecawn Pie.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
What do you call a stoned, dyslexic crow?
A hybrid
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
The police hung up the phone call when I informed them about a murder in my front yard. They said they could not do anything regarding the crows.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
I heard some crows communicating after one of their own was injured.
They were caws for concern.
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What did the pig do when it came to a pork in the road? It pigged the road less traveled.
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
Two crows land on a park bench.
They were arrested for conspiring to murder.
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
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