The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
A group of crows is usually called a 'murder.' Technically, it's only a manslaughter unless there is probable caws.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
There was a recent study showing that crows were hit a lot more by trucks than cars...
they came to the conclusion that this was because crows can warn each other by going "CAAAR CAAAR" but can't say "TRUCK TRUCK".
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
A bunch of crows ganged up and killed a chicken.
It was a murder most fowl.
I whisper my sins to crows
So my parents can't hear me confess to a murder
Crows love Cawnie Chung, their favorite reporter.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Sometimes we eat a crow while other times we eat Croatia.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
Where do crows go to get educated?
CAWlege
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
One of my friends who hates crows, looked at a flock of crows, I saw murder in his eyes.
On Halloween night a group of crows decided to enact a scene from the play Julius Ceaser, they were enacting the caw-nspiracy scene.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What is a bunch of crows gathering money called? Crow funding.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What do you call two crows flying together?
An attempted murder
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
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