The phone rings, and a crow picks it only to find out it’s for her husband. She then says: "Hey John, you have a phone caw."
Did you heard about the zombie crow? He wants to eat your grains.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What is the favorite bread of a crow? Crow-issant.
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What's an albino crow called? A caw-casian.
The gang of crows used a crowbar to break into the house.
A crow invited his buddies over to hang out but they didn’t show up.
He was charged with attempted murder.
Went on a walk today. Had a couple of crows following me around. I'm pretty sure I have the corvid.
What do you call a room full of crows? Crowded.
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
What kind of bird always gets stuck in the nest? A velcrow.
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
Crows hold grudges. They're also fond of eating the dead. Now...
they've been found to copulate with corpses.
NeCROWphilia.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
What do crows take for their gut issues? crow-biotics.
Experts suggest that the crows flying beak first into windows at a horrifying speed comit a murder suicide.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
The flock of crows that were sprayed with sewage was a true definition of murder most foul.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
My Chinese neighbour said he's just opened a crows shop.
Speaking slowly, I said "you mean a *clothes* shop?"
He says, "No, a crows shop - come in and have a rook."
I stole seven crows yesterday.
Got away with murder.
What did one crow say to the other after the party?
We were raven.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
What are unsolved murders called when it happens in a society of crows? Murder mysteries.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Why was the crow upset about his job? The HR fired the crow with no caws.
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What’s the difference between a crow and a chicken?
A chicken can crow, but a crow can’t chicken.
What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes?
A cereal murder.
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What is the popular computer game that crows play? Caw of Duty!
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
How does an antisocial crow say about a family party? "It was murder".
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
A gang of ravens scared off individual crows and cornered them together. Well, you can say that a conspiracy of ravens preplanned a murder of crows.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
Crows prefer carrion, so their bags are never checked at the airport.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
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