My friend asked me how my pet crow communicates…
I replied, “Microwaves”.
What’s black, dangerous and hides in trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
Ever heard of Cawsmopolitan? It is one of the best magazines for crows.
What is a crows favorite vegetable?
Corn on the caawb.
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
Crows go, listen, perform, and enjoy live music, at cawnsorts.
I said some stubtly racist stuff to a magpie
She was a victim of my crow aggressions.
Who brings presents for crows on Christmas? On Christmas? Santa Caws
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
That raven is so stubborn at times, he just needs to crow up.
Crows go to get their shopping at Cawst Co.
What do you called a crow that cant find his way?
A lost caws
What did the crow decide to dress up as on Halloween? As a scarecrow.
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
The public investigated a box full of crows because it was a murder case.
I would rather breed mice than crows
Mischief is one thing, but I don't think I can pull off a murder.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Did you hear about the guy who killed a group of catholic crows?
It was Mass murder
When buying crows for commercial use, always buy them in groups...
That way, you’re guaranteed to make a killing.
Why are crows the safest flying birds?
They're the most CAWtious.
Who was the criminal crow running from? The cawps.
Crows have 16 feather pinions and ravens have 17 pinions. It's just a matter of a pinion.
A crow was arrested under suspicion of murder. The case was closed, as the judge said he had just caws.
I thought of premeditated murder and a flash mob of crows came to my mind.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
He has some good puns on crows, but he doesn’t have to keep crowing about it.
What did the irritated crow said to his fried?
I won't talk to you if you don’t stop ravening.
My pet raven, Poe, started coughing... thought it was Corvid-19, but then the bird flu away. Think I will see him nevermore.
What should you name a crow with soft down feathers? Microwsoft.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
Who is a crow’s favorite actor? Russell Crow!
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
Why are crows so interesting?
Just beCAWse
How can you tell the difference between an English and French crow?
"PourCUAWWW! PourCUAWWW!"
The baby crow decided to dress up as his favorite vegetable on Halloween, he dressed up as a caw-liflower.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
Why was the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in coffee instead of caw fee.
It is said that crows and owls are in caw-hoots.
Which Halloween treat is going to keep a crow up all night? A crowfee apple.
What do you call a group of crows flying over a couple?
A murder over love.
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
My friend uses a white crow to protect his farm from other crows
He calls it a rarecrow
A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.
However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
What do crows read? Cawmics.
A group of crows placed evenly between two margins is definitely a justified murder.
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