Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.