Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
Why did the farmer feed money to his cow?
He wanted rich milk.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
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