The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?
Dracowla.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
Go to BabaMail
