The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?
He wanted to see how much the milky weighed.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
Why did the cow wear a bell around her neck?
Because her horn didn’t work.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.