If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
What happens when a cow stops shaving?
It grows a Moostache.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
What do cows like to eat for lunch?
Moo-shroom soup
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?
Your calves.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
What does a cow put on his French toast?
Moooolasses.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
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