If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What would you hear at a cow concert?
Moo-sic.
The farmer called his prize cow a bull-dozer because she was always sound asleep in the fields.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space?
Steer Wars.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
That romantic cow took his new girlfriend to the moo-vies.
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What is it when one cow spies on another cow?
A steak out.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What country do cows love to visit?
Moo Zealand.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
What do you call an Arab next to a cow?
Milk Sheikh.
How did the calf’s final exam turn out?
Grade A.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
What is the definition of “moon”?
The past tense of “moo”.
India is a very peaceful country.
Because nobody has any beef over there.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Cows will never make the police force because they simply refuse to go on steak-outs.
What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?
Cowboom.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
Cows wear bells around their necks because it is moooo-sic to the farmer’s ears.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
The only difference between pea soup and roast beef is anyone can roast beef.
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