How do you make a milkshake?
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
The reason the cow wore a bell around her neck was because her horn didn’t work anymore.
Why do cows think cooks are mean?
They whip cream.
What is a cow’s favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because the cows have horns.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
What did the cow who barged the other cow say?
Moo-ve!
When the cow forget how to give milk, she was udderly confused.
When doesn’t a bull have horns?
When it’s a bullfrog.
What do cows sing at their friend’s birthday parties?
“Happy Birthday to MOO, Happy Birthday to Moo!"
What does a cow ride when his car is broken?
A COW-asaki MOO-torcycle.
Why did the mother cow give the sleepy baby cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a wolf?
An animal that mooed at the full moon.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Where do cows get together?
The meet market.
I warned farmer Brown not to pamper that cow too much because it would wind up giving spoiled milk.
In order to get an accurate count of the herd, the farmer uses a cow-culator.
Where do Russians get their milk?
From Mos-cows.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What do you call an evil cow?
De-mooooon.
The reason you will see all the cows lie down when it starts to rain is because they want to keep each
udder dry.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalfeinated.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
What do cows get when they are sick? Hay Fever.
Why is the barn so noisy?
Because all of the cows have horns
If you mix a ghost and a cow together, you will create vanishing cream.
Where do pigs learn about magic?
Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
What South American dance do cows like to do?
The Rump-a.
Why doesn’t Sweden export its cattle?
It wants to keep its Stockholm.
What do cows do when they’re introduced?
They give each other a milk shake.
Angry cows are usually responsible for giving the farmer sour milk.
What has four legs and goes Oom, Oom?
A cow walking backwards.
A cowboy thought he had 100 cows but when he counted them there were only 97
So he rounded them up.
Why is it a bad idea to give a cow marijuana?
The steaks are too high.
The Secret Service surround the President with twelve cows because they were attempting to beef up their security.
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
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