Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a Martian?
An eggs-traterrestrial.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Which day of the week do chickens hate most?
Fry-Day.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy?
“You scratch my beak and I’ll scratch yours!”
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Why can’t a rooster ever get rich?
Because he works for chicken feed.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
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