Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with an alarm?
An alarm cluck.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?
A chick flick.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
I have no idea how to raise chickens.
I think I’ll just wing it.
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
Why did the rooster cross the road?
He heard there were some hot chicks on the other side.
What do chickens call school tests?
Eggs-aminations.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
How did the headless chicken cross the road?
In a KFC bucket.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
Is chicken soup good for your health?
Not if you’re the chicken.
How long do chickens work?
Around the cluck.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
How do you know if it’s too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-cooked eggs.
Why did the T-Rex cross the road?
Because the chicken hadn’t evolved yet.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
How does a chicken mail a letter to her friend?
In a HEN-velope!
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
Why do chickens rinse their mouth out with soap?
Because of all the fowl language.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
Why did the chicken join a band?
Because it already had drumsticks.
Why did the chicken go to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
He heard the referee calling fowls.
What did the baby chicken say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Dad, look what marma-laid!
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