I don't agree with battery hens.
Surely they'd lay bigger eggs if they were plugged into the mains.
What do you call the door to a chicken barn?
The hen-trance.
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What happens when a hen eats gunpowder?
She lays hand gren-eggs.
I ate an omelette for breakfast…
but I’m still feeling peckish.
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
An egg-splosion.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What kind of tree does a chicken come from?
A poul-tree.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
When do chickens go to bed?
Half past hen!
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What happened to the baby chicken that misbehaved at school?
It was egg-spelled.
What do chickens study in school?
Eggonomics.
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be.
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Because talk is cheep.
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a four-leaf clover?
The Cluck o’the Irish!
Why don’t chickens wear pants?
Their peckers are on their face.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?
She wanted to lay it on the line.
Which chicken is at the top of the pecking order?
Attila the Hen.
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
Why did the chicken stop in the middle of the road?
Because it wanted to lay it on the line.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road?
Poultry in motion.
What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
What kind tree grows chickens?
Poultry.
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