Why didn’t the boy believe the tiger? Because he thought it was a lion!
What happened when the kitten turned one? She had a birthday paw-ty.
What did the happy kitten say? I’m feline good!
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What do you use to brush a dead cat? A catacomb!
What do you call a cat that has a hundred legs? A cat-erpillar.
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
What is a cat’s favorite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
Where do cats go when they die? Purr-gatory.
What do you call a cat that works at a printing shop?
A copy cat.
What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxi cabs.
What is a cat’s favorite type of water? Purr-ified!
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
Did you hear about the cat who drank ten bowls of water? It set a new lap record
Why couldn’t the old cat see? He suffered from car-aracts
Why did the cat keep meow-ing? It didn’t want to be fur-gotten.
What did the cat do to someone she had wronged? She a-paw-logized.
Why couldn’t the cat finish watching her movie? Because she had it on paws!
What's the difference between a cat and a complex sentence?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws and a complex sentence has a pause at the end of its clause.
What do kittens wear? Dia-purrs!
What is a cat’s favorite piece of artwork? The paw-trait of Meowna Lisa.
What did the cat say when it saw something scary? That freaks meowt!
What is a cat’s favorite class at school? Hiss-tory!
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
I painted a picture of my cat’s feet today.
You could say it was a paw-trait.
What kind of cats love to go bowling? Alley cats!
Why couldn’t the cat read a book? He was il-litter-ate!
What type of cat will keep your garden looking nice and tidy? A lawn meower.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
How is cat food sold? Usually, purr can!
What is a cat’s favorite movie? The Sound of Mew-sic.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What did the scientist’s cat say? I think I’ve lost an electron, I’m pawsitive!
Why are cats bad at telling stories? Because they only have one tail!
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What happens to great actors? They get nominated for an a-cat-emy award!
What do you call a large pile of cats? A meowntain!
What do you get when you cross a tiger and a snowman? Frost-bite!
Where do cats go when they lose their tail? A re-tail store!
What happened to the vet that was accused of negligence? They were sued for meow-practice
What is a cat’s favorite deal? Buy one, get one furry.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
What do you call a cat that gets what they want? Purr-suasive.
Why are cats scared of trees?
Because of their bark.
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What did Spock say to his cat? Live long and paw-sper.