What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
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