What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
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