Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
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