A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
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