Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
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