Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.