What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
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