A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Go to BabaMail
