A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."