What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
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