What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
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