What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
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