Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
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