Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
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