What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
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