What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
I asked a beaver out on a date. The beaver replied: “Gnaw.” I said: “Dam.”
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
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