A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did the wife beaver say to her astronaut husband? You are otter this world.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
A beaver asked his fellow beavers to hurry up and said, "Water you waiting for, make haste."
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
Where do bad beavers go?
They're dammed to hell.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
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