Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
Where did the hamsters invade the beaver colony? Hamsterdam.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
The next door beaver couple got arrested for illegal streaming.
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
What is a beaver's most favorite song ever? You made me a, you made me a beaver, beaver.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
A beaver's experience in college deep-ends on if they go to the best university.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
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