Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
What did the river say when it saw beavers for the first time? “Well, I’ll be dammed.”
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
Q: Why did the beaver need an alarm clock?
A: It was to dam early.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
The beaver offered some freshly streamed buns to his guests.
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
The group of beavers loved the river because it has a really bubbly personality.
Why had the beaver left the pond? He thought it was too shallow.
The Beavers have the ugliest house in the neighborhood.
It’s a dam shame.
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
Why do beavers make the best neighbors?
Because they mind their own dam business.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Where do beavers sleep? They sleep on a river bed.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
Q: What did the sign for the party for beavers say?
A: Beaver or be square.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What's the worst part about being a beaver?
It's a lot of dam work.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
I saw a beaver and I thought it was odd. Then I saw another semiaquatic creature and I thought it was otter.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Are beavers the best builders in the animal kingdom? Dam right they are.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
Beavers enjoy being in the company of a river because they go with the flow.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
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