The builder beaver decided to launch a new liquid dam-building product, but the market was too saturated.
Who cleans all the mess created by beavers after their beach trip? Mer-maids.
Why are beavers so good in maths? They love log'arithms.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
A beaver's tail makes them look odd.
But without it they would look otter.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I’ve ever seen.
Why are beavers only found in freshwaters? Because they don't like stale water.
What happened when the kid got confused with beavers and coypus in the exam? He said, " I otter know better."
Where do beavers go for a hair cut? To the bobber shop.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What did one beaver say to the other at the river? Dam it.
Beaver jokes
Can be pretty dam funny.
Why was the beaver not arrested when he jumped into the Nile? Because he was a juve'nile.
As soon as one beaver jumped in the river to search for his key, it got shocked, as the current was too strong.
What did the beaver say to the river? You can run but can't tide.
What is the similarity between a male deer and a beaver? Both have buck teeth.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
How do beavers make a bouncy dam? Well, they use spring water.
What do beavers like to put on their salads?
Branch dressing.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Beaver Y.
Beaver Y. who?
Bea-ver-y quiet, you are in a library.
What is a naughty beavers' favorite type of wood ever? Knotty pine.
What did the librarian say to the beaver who wanted to read a help book? You can try by-rowing it.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
A beaver goes into a bar and sees a man standing behind the bar and asks him...
"Excuse me sir. Is the bar tender here?"
What did the river ask the beaver? "Water you doing today?"
Had beaver curry last night.
Bit like a normal curry, just a little otter.
Do you know what a beavers' favorite snack is? Wood chips.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
A beaver told a joke about a waterfall. It was a pour joke.
Do you know why the beaver was found guilty?
Because the prosecutor had damming evidence.
What is a beaver's most favorite drama series ever? Riverdale.
What do you call a beaver with a bad attitude who acts lazy? A beaver that doesn’t give a dam.
Why did the beaver stop cutting down trees?
The work gave him gnawsea
What did the beaver say to the river? Meet me around the bend.
Why does the paparazzi beaver have a camera pointing towards the river? To keep up with current events and give main-stream updates.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Water.
Water who?
Water your plans for the weekend, Mr Beaver?
How did the beaver build the insides of a dam using logs? He logged in.
What does a beaver from Philly drink?
Wooder.
How did the beaver introduce his wife? This is my significant otter.
What does a French beaver call his dam? Ma'dame.
The hipster beaver denied swimming in the river. He said it was too main-stream.
Beavers are the best at getting things done on riverbanks. They have their own waves of working.
I tried asking some beavers to help me build my house. They didn’t give a dam.
Where do beavers keep their money? Well, they keep it in the riverbank.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.