What problem did the young bat experience?
The hangout.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What do you have to know to teach a bat tricks?
More than a bat.
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
Why do psychiatrists study bats?
They want to learn about their hang-ups.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
How do you write a book about bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
Which bat can hang the highest and longest?
The acro-bat.
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
How fast can a cave become vacant? At the drop of a bat.
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