What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What did the baby mouse do when she saw a bat?
She ran home and told her mother she saw an angel
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
When does a bat go "mooooo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
Where do bats keep their money? The blood bank!
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
What game do bats like to play with birds?
Bat-mington.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What’s a bats favorite desert?
I-Scream!
What do you call an bat with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
How do you hold a bat?
By the wings.
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
What do you call a bat with the flu?
An airborne disease.
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
Why did the bat fire a chauffeur?
He drove everyone batty.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet?
Blood-thirsty hacker.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.