What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
What do you get when you cross a bat with the internet? blood-thirsty hacker baby
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
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