How do bats greet a friend?
With a sound wave.
Where do bats go to gamble?
Bat-lantic City.
What did the bat complain about?
Flying with such frequency was exhausting.
How do bats line up in school?
In alpha-bat-ical order.
What is a bat’s favorite dessert?
Pineapple upside-down cake.
What happened when the bat swallowed the alarm-clock?
She turned into a ding-bat.
What do you call a dream when a vampire bat is chasing you?
A bat-mare.
What did the pitcher tell the bat? Batter-up.
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Why did the bat walk in her pijamas to take a bath?
Because she did not have a bat robe.
What do you call writing a book about breeding bats to pull carriages? A wheely bat idea.
What did the bat say to the friend who itched and squirmined?
Come back when you have washed out the virmin.
What did the bat say when she was invited to dinner?
No, fangs. I just ate.
Did you hear about the two bats meeting? It was love at first bite!
Why shouldn’t you drive with a vampire?
He will drive you batty.
How do bats spend their time?
Flying and hanging out.
What did hear about the two bats meeting?
It was love at first bite!
What do you call vampires bats that cheer at football games?
Bat-on-twirlers.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a ball?
A home run.
What do you get if you cross a bat with a woodpecker?
Bat-a-tat.
How do bats tell their future? They read their horrorscope.
Why don’t bats sleep like the rest of us?
They can't get the hang of it.
What did the bat say to the diabetic? Nice knawing you!
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
Where do bats like to relax?
In the bat-tub.
What was the most famous bat comedy team?
Ab-bat and Costello.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
What happened if vampires came to a big dance?
A bat ball.
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
What do bats say to those they dislike? Good riddance to bat rubbish!
What did the pastry cook say when he was making the cake?
Bat-a-cake. Bat-a-cake.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What game do little bats like to play?
Batty fight.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
What is a good place for bat jokes?
A public bat room.
What does a vampire bat call a bloodmobile?
Meals on Wheels.
What position did the young vampire bat play on the football team?
Quater-bat.
Why did the bat look for a job?
She was tired of hanging around.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do you write a book about Bats? With a ghostwriter.
Where do bats get their education?
In night schools.
Why did the bat often use mouthwash? She had bat breath.
Why did the cat want to learn to fly?
She wanted to try bats.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
Who were the original transformers? Vampire bats!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What did the grape say when the bat squished on it? Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
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