Why did the dog go to university? To get a pe-digree.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
Where do the monkeys get their gossip?
They hear it on the ape vine.
What do sharks order at McDonalds?
A quarter flounder.
What do cats wear to bed? Paw-jamas.
That dog is so beautiful. She should be on the cover of Vanity Fur.
Who gives sharks presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws.
Crowing, crowing, gone.
Why are alligators long and green?
Because if they were small and red, they would be tomatoes.
How come Crabs never share with their friends?
Because they're Shellfish.
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
Q. Will a sensible stag do something dangerous to impress a doe?
A. No, not even on a deer.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Grandma runs the kitchen like a turtle-tarian; give her some space there.
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
What's a bats favorite desert? I-Scream!
Why do flamingos fly south in winter? Because it would be too far to walk.
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
What squeaks as it solves crimes?
Miami mice!
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
My pet crocodile needs help
Can I give him gatorade or does it only work for alligators?
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
What do you drive in a river? An otter-mobile.
Where do cows go on vacation?
Moo York.
What do you call a group of chickens clucking in unison?
A Hensemble.
What do you get when a duck bends over?
It’s Buttquack
How do the cool camels say hello?
"How you dune?"
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
Tigers are probably the most roarsome animal ever created!
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
My zebra is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What do you call an ant who skips school?
A truant.
What does an exhibitionist snake wear to the beach?
A pythong.
What do you call a chicken that crosses the road, rolls in the dirt, crosses the road again, and then rolls in the dirt again?
A dirty double-crossing chicken.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
What kind of aquatic animal thinks you did a good job?
The seal of approval.
What do you get if you cross a lobster with a telephone?
A snappy talk.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
How do clams call their friends?
Clams call their friends on their shell phones!
When the farmer died, all his chickens were sold to the highest bidder.
They would have preferred to stay on the farm, but auctions speak louder than birds.
What is the only animal smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
What do you give a panda when it is sick?
Pandadol.
What do worms leave round their baths? The scum of the earth.
How do you catch an electric eel?
You can catch an electric eel with a lightning rod!
The good pony apologized to the tiger at the zoo for his sore throat, he said: "I am sorry, I am a little horse."
What has 80 teeth and 2 eyes ?
A crocodile.
What newspaper do cows read?
The Daily Moos.
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