What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
My dog got a promotion.
She’s now a branch manager.
What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo? A Bronco-saurus!
Whoever lives by the sword shell die by it.
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
Ears.
Ears who?
Ears one more beaver joke for you.
What would a tiger running a Xerox machine in the back of a store be called? A copycat.
A crocodile tried to copy a rooster to wake his friends one morning, he went croc-a-doodle do.
Why was the farmer angry?
Because someone got his goat.
What do you call an important English snake?
Sir Pent.
Why are frogs so good at basketball?
Because they always make jump shots.
What do cows do for entertainment?
They rent moovies!
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Who was the greatest dog detective?
Sherlock Bones.
Did you hear what happened to the Energizer Bunny? He got arrested for Battery.
My brother was trampled to death by a flock of sheep.
May he rest in fleece.
What do chickens grow on?
Eggplants.
Flamingos are great at surfing the internet. I think it’s because they have webbed feet.
Why are cats such great singers? Because they’re very mewsical
What did the fish say when it swam into a brick wall?
Dam!
What do you call a cat that was caught by the police? The purr-petrator.
What do you call a fly with no Wings?
A walk.
A gorilla starts off his day by going to his car
When he gets to his car, he notices hes missing something. He walks back in his house, and asks his wife "Have you seen monkeys?"
Why did the beaver refuse to laugh at any of the twig's jokes? He is not a big fan of dry humor.
What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Saddleball.
What is a dog’s favorite type of homework?
A lab report.
What do you call a man who is too big for an alligator to eat?
A jawbreaker.
What do rabbits say before they eat? Lettuce pray.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.
*Baste on a True Story...*
What did the happy cat say? Stay paw-sitive!
What did the introverted pig say when asked why they don’t like socializing? “I’m not a people porcine.”
What reads and lives in an apple? A bookworm.
What was the most flexible dinosaur? Tyrannosaurus Flex.
Q. How do you describe the inate behavior of a new mother deer?
A. Doe-ting
What did the bat do when she did not know the answer in class?
She winged it.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
What's a horse's favorite sport?
Stable tennis.
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
Q. What did the witch get when she crossed a doe with a tornado?
A. A whirling deer-vish.
Where does a baby monkey sleep?
In an apricot.
My dog takes so long to get ready. He can never chews what to wear.
What does a mommy pig say to her piglets at the end of the day? Time to pig up your toys.
What do you call it when a Crocodile becomes an Elvis Impersonator?
Crocabilly
What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?
A brick layer.
What is a deer’s favorite meal?
Deer-ner!
How many dinosaurs can fit in an empty box ? One . After that, the box isn't empty anymore!
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