What is a cat’s favorite Tom Hanks character? Furrest Gump.
What do you call an and with frogs legs?
An antphibian.
How can you tell if there's a dinosaur in the refrigerator ? The door won't close!
Who wears red and brings catnip to sleeping kittens? Santa Claws!
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you call a mouse who can pick up a horse? Sir!
How do gorillas get down the stairs? They slide down the banana-ster!
I gave my wife that new gorilla glue chapstick...🦍💄
It left her speechless
Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
Phoque.
A famous turtle is called a shell-ebrity.
How did the shark plead in its murder trial?
Not gill-ty.
What did the koala radio host say before going on a commercial break? “We’re going to take a small paws for our sponsors.”
What type of flooring do alligators have in their homes?
Rep-tiles.
What is a gorillas second favourite fruit to eat behind bananas?=
Ape-ricots
Did you hear about the rich rabbit? He was a millionhare!
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
Why did the otter cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
What is a rabbit’s favorite dance style? Hip-Hop!
What did the tiger say to her cub on his birthday?
It’s roar birthday!
What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day?
Hen-durance.
What do you get if you cross a turtle with a giraffe and a kangaroo?
A turtle neck jumper.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
Wondering what crows wear during Halloween, well, they wear caw-stumes.
How do you catch a monkey?
Climb a tree and act like a banana.
What kind of hair style does a bee get?
A buzz cut
What do you say to a procrastinating pig? Listen, bud, it’s snout or never.
What do you get if you try to cross a mouse with a skunk?
Dirty looks from the mouse!
What did the owl booty text his girlfriend?
I’ve been thinking about you owl night long.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What do you call an elephant that never washes?
A smelly-phant.
What do you call a thirsty bee?
Beehydrated
What type of dog is best at timekeeping?
A watch dog.
What do rodents say when they play bingo? 'Eyes down for a full mouse'!
Did you hear about the chicken who could only lay eggs in the winter?
She was no spring chicken.
What do Penguins sing on a birthday?
Freeze a jolly good fellow.
What did the reindeer dad tell his son?
Deer to be different!
Q. Which kind of cheese is made fom deer milk?
A. Moose-erella.
What's the difference between an owl and an Irish funeral?
One's awake in the night and the other's a wake in the day.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
What’s in the middle of a jellyfish?
A jelly button.
Why are pigs awful basketball players?
They hog the ball.
Have you ever seen a catfish? No, how did he hold the rod and reel?
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
What does an obstinate piglet always say to his mama?
“Sow what?”
What do you do if a rabbit keeps pooping in your yard? Take him to a pellet court.
2 flies are playing soccer on a plate.
One says to the other "you'd better pick up your game Louie, we're playing in the cup tomorrow".
How do you catch a Polynesian squirrel?
Climb a tree and act like a coconut.
Turtles that commit crime are sent to the shell-block.
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