That alligator took great photos, he was a bit of a snapper.
How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Eggsercise, particularly hareobics!
Have you guys tried kangaroo beer?
It’s a little hoppy.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
What did the bacteria say to the bee to cheer it up?
Gram positive
A muslim woman wanted to adopt a gorilla. Her husband wouldn't allow it.
He said, that's haram, bae.
What was the snail doing on the highway? About one mile a day!
What did the deer say to his funny friend? You’re deer-larious!
What do you call a fish with two knees? A two-knee-fish!
Is a mountain goat a hillbilly?
Did you hear about the gorilla that was from Vietnam?
He was a viet kong.
What did one Emperor Penguin say to the other?
Nothing, he just gave him the cold shoulder.
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What is the most affordable type of meat that we would purchase?
“Dear balls because they are always under a buck.”
The baby beaver sang a song about the river in a video for his friends. He had a good flow.
Why did the koala get fired from his job?
Because he would only do the bear minimum.
What do you call an alligator who’s your friend?
A pal-igator.
My flamingo friends are always making me pay for dinner. I find that they can be real cheepskates.
What did the fawn say to warn her friend about the haunted house?
“Don’t go deer!”
Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
Well, technically it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws.
What's the difference between an otter and a navy aircrewman?
At least the otter knows he's not a seal.
What Did The Duck Say When The Waitress Came?
Put it on my bill!
Did you hear about the mother goat telling jokes?
She’s a real kidder.
What's invisible and smells like worms?
Bird farts.
What is the name of Santa’s rudest deer?
Rude-olph.
What was the first car Henry Fordasaurus invented? A Model T-Rex.
If someone says, “See you later alligator,” you must respond with, “In a while crocodile.”
It’s in the bye laws.
I recently took a trip to Alaska. We ate at a fancy restaurant where the chef made us an amazing meal from native animals and vegetables we helped forage. I asked if he had ever had whale blubber or seal meat.
He said "nah, I’m not really Inuit."
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
What do you get if you cross a wasp with a doorbell?
A hum-dinger!
What’s a llama’s favorite song?
Llama Chameleon.
What do you think of puns about deer?
“I’m very fawn’d of them myself.”
What did the snail say as he slipped down the wall? How slime flies!
What do you get when you cross a fawn with a bumblebee?
Bambee.
What is a cat’s favorite dessert? Chocolate mouse!
What do get if you cross a duck and Santa?
A Christmas Quacker.
Where do bats keep their money?
The blood bank.
What family does Maiasaur belong to? I don't think any families in our neighborhood have one!
What do you get if you cross a whale with an elephant?
A submarine with a built-in snorkel.
Why do tigers always hunt and eat their prey raw? Because they don't know how to cook it.
What do you get when your cross a bear and a tiger?
A bear and a tiger seeking revenge.
Why are houseflies great at arithmetics? Because they multiply really fast.
What do you call an old dog?
Grandpaw.
Why did the piglet yell at his sibling at the dinner table? She was hogging the food.
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
What does the mummy parrot say to her baby? Beak-areful!
I was riding my bike through the countryside when I was attacked by a herd of sheep!
Fortunately, I was only grazed.
How does an otter get into an honest business? Usually through the skylight.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
What do you call a koala with no teeth? A gummy bear.
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