Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
What did the bunny say to its crush? Hey there hop stuff.
What did the deer say after prancing around a cloning machine for an hour?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
Where do otters come from?
Otter Space.
What’s the difference between a fly and an eagle?
An eagle can fly but a fly cannot eagle.
What do you call memory loss in a parrot?
Polynesia
A rare black tiger is spotted in India
Everywhere else it has stripes.
Q. What can a buck take after a night of drinking at a stag party?
A. Elk-a-seltzer.
Which dinosaur can't stay out of the rain? A Stegosaur-rust
What game do fawns like playing at sleepovers?
Truth-or-deer.
My dog takes so long to get ready. He can never chews what to wear.
What do you call a pig that does a lot of charity work?
Philanthropig
What is an Italian’s favorite type of dog?
A ciao ciao.
What is a bear’s favorite drink?
Koka-Koala.
What do you call a crab that throws things?
Lobster
Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk? To hatchet.
What do you say when your horse proposes to your other horse?
Call the marrier!
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
What’s the spiciest way to clean a horse?
With a curry comb.
When he was chewing the skeleton, the wolf got to a point and laughed. I guess that was the funny bone.
How do monkeys get down the stairs?
They slide down the banana-ster.
Why did the deer go for a run?
To doe off some steam.
For goat’s sake, that’s enough.
How do you make a glow worm happy?
Cut off his tail, he’ll be de-lighted!
Why was the crow on the telephone wire? To make a long-distance caw.
What do you call a horse going down a waterslide?
Horseback sliding.
What do you call an ant that moves to another country?
An emigr-ant.
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
Which frog has horns?
A bull frog.
How did the sheep farmer become best in his field?
Shear luck.
How do fish go into business?
The start on a small scale.
What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog … because he croaks every night!
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets!
What do you get when you mix a sheep and a kangaroo
A wooly jumper
What makes a glow worm glow?
A light meal!
What’s black and white with red spots?
A panda with the measles.
What do you call dogs that look exactly the same?
Dogglegangers.
Why doesn’t an owl study for a test?
They prefer to wing it.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
It's just a lot of croc 'n' roll.
What kind of car does a sheep drive?
A LAMBorghini
Q. Which square dancing step do stags enjoy most?
A. The Doe-si-Does.
My wife has been giving me a hard time about my drinking. Eventually, I agreed to quit cold turkey.
Never cared for leftovers anyway.
What's the most common form of owl-on-owl violence?
Drive by hooting.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
Why are two parrots better than one? One parrot can't carry a coconut, but toucan!
Why did the dog walk in to the saloon?
He was looking for the man who shot his paw
What do you call old horses?
Ancient roans.
What is the definition of a slug? A snail with a housing problem!
Knock knock!
Who is there?
Beaver
Beaver who?
Be-ware of the turbulent river.
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