How did the koala bear get the high-paying job? He met all of the koalafications.
What is a pink bird's favorite kind of dance? Flamenco.
Picking your favorite snack can be like picking the slowest turtle in the pack.
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
What’s the difference between a marine biologist and a dog?
One tags a whale, the other wags a tail.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
What happened when 100 hares got loose on Main Street? The police had to comb the area.
What’s a horse’s favorite dinosaur?
The broncosaurus.
I personally think bunnies are ear-resistible.
The tiger ran away from other tigers as they were rude to him. He didn't want to be involved in a catfight.
Why did the dolphin blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What do you call a Spanish pig?
Porque.
What do you call luggage made of snakeskin?
Ex-hiss baggage.
What do you call a dinosaur with one eye?
A do-you-think-he-saur-us.
What do you get when you cross a tortoise and a llama?
A turtle-neck sweater.
When a dinosaur gets a goal in a soccer tournament, it is known as a dino-score.
Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...
Once upon a time there was this lobster...
How does a horse get a suit fitted?
With a tail-or.
What happened when the bear applied at the movie theater?
He was told he was not koala-fied.
What is a deer’s favorite after-school snack?
“Doe-nuts.”
What did the Australian cowboy charge for kangaroo rides?
A Buckaroo
Just finished my first shift as a lion impersonator.
It was a roaring success.
Where did the kittens go on a school field trip? To the mewseum
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Q. What did the mother doe name her new twin babies?
A. Bam B and Bam A.
What did the carrot say to the rabbit? Do you want to grab a bite?
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
My sister asked me for some spider puns.
I told her to look them up on the web.
What was the motto of the unique deer? Deer to be different!
What’s a horse’s favorite animated movie?
Bolt.
Did you hear about the crow who worked at a call Center?
He was fired for Just Caws.
Why did the two bears break up at the North Pole?
They were polar opposites.
When you cross a camel with a cow, you will end up with a lumpy milkshake.
How do you know if it's too hot in the chicken barn?
The chickens are laying hard-boiled eggs.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a bell?
An alarm cluck.
What praise did a bat’s friend deserve? A bat on the back.
Why do chickens lay eggs?
Because if they dropped them, they’d break.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
Who is a beaver's most favorite pop singer ever? Justin Beaver.
Did you know that the blue whale is so big, that if you laid it end to end on a basketball court …
The game would be cancelled.
What do you call an imaginary pig? A pig-ment of your imagination.
What fruit do vampire bats like the best?
Neck-tarines.
Walking through the farm and a group of pigs jumped out of a tree on me.
It was a hambush.
Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat? Because they don't know how to cook.
What’s happens to the sportiest horse?
It gets to be first horse-pick of the draft.
The turkey says, "gobble, gobble."
I appreciate it when food comes with instructions.
What do you call a happy rabbit? An Hop-timist.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
Flamingos do annoy each other sometimes. Apparently this is because they enjoy ruffling feathers.
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