Why don't dinosaurs ever forget? Because no one ever tells them anything!
Why didn’t the baby leave his momma?
Because he couldn’t bear it!
What did the baby deer say to his friend?
“I’m so fawn-d of you!”
Young goats should be careful when they're out and and about and shouldn't jump into a stranger's car.
That's how you get kidnapped.
What does a kangaroo do when it gets Covid? Goes to the hop-spittle.
Q. How do you make a sasquatch, a yeti, or a bigfoot laugh?
A. Tell it a gorilla joke!
Why did the duck cross the road?
He was tied to the chicken.
Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from?
Elephanta Claus.
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What do dogs increase?
The pup-ulation.
What is the camels’ favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpty dumpty.
What did the horse say when it saw a sheepdog?
“Why is your furlong?”
Flamingos are pretty daring birds. They like just about anything, as long as it’s eggs-citing.
How do you get yarn out of a snake?
Wait until it sheds its skein.
Accidentally ran over a French seal today .
Phoque.
Ravens fans are so tough....they hang out in crowbars.
Why won't the dog listen to the farmer's sheep jokes?
He's herd them all.
How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop him a line.
When do vampires like horse racing?
When it's neck and neck.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
He wanted to get to the other slide.
Why did the deer cross the road?
To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What do you call an owl who knows how to do magic tricks?
Hoodini.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
It’s really annoying being stuck behind a flamingo in a car. They literally never put their foot down.
What do llamas do when they eat outside together?
They have an alpacanic.
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
Why are ducks bad drivers?
Their windshields are qwacked.
How did the little koala bear stop the movie? She hit the paws button.
Who gives crocodiles presents on Christmas?
Santa Jaws!
What did the beaver mention to a tree? It has been nice gnawing you.
What is it called when a dinosaur hits a homerun?
A Dino-Score.
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home? Where in earth have you been.
Why don’t tigers like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!
When you go to the wolf hotel just around the corner, you will meet this huge, moustached wolf who always says, “howl may I help you?” as if he has no other words to us!
Why did the owl invite his friends over?
He didn't want to be owl by himself.
What do you call a cold dog?
A pup-sicle. Better steer clear, especially if he’s fur-ocious… don’t want him to give you frost-bite.
Why could not the young vampire bat play baseball?
He was a bat boy.
Why don’t most restaurants serve giraffe?
Because it’s a tall order.
What do you give a sick snake?
Asp-rin.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
I just had a pint of kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me
When is a turkey scary?
When it's a goblin.
What do you call a T-Rex that gets into a fight with the Indominus Rex? Dino-sore.
The feeling you get when you think you have heard these cow puns before is known as deja-mooo.
What did the dog say when he had a bad day?
Today has been ruff.
What does a dog love to eat while watching a movie?
Pupcorn.
Why did the duck detective get the key to the city?
Because he quacked the case.
Why did the man wear a rabbit as a hat? He didn’t want anyone to harm a Hare on his head!
Have you ever tried setting fire to a flamingo? It’s really easy, you just burn the O.
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