Where do parrots invest their money?
In the stork market
If you see a wasp, don't kill it. Let it bee.
I started dating a girl I really like. She's really into bees.
I think she's a keeper
Heard about the beaver who can split huge logs with his eyes? Yes, he just saw the logs, and they broke into two.
I read a story about pig anatomy.
It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you call a dinosaur with high heels? My-feet-are-saurus
How did the close race between the rabbit and the tortoise end? It was won by a hare!
What did the dolphin say to its friend who wouldn’t stop lying?
Stop spouting nonsense!
What did one flea say to the other?
Shall we walk, or shall we take the dog?
Why did the owl join Tinder?
He didn’t want to be owl by himself.
Why do squirrels swim on their backs?
To keep their nuts dry.
How about the stylish female crocodile, she's every inch a frock-o-dile.
Have you ever heard of the Crows Law Of Energy Conservation?
It's also known as the Law of Caws and Effect.
What is the difference between a car and a bull?
A car only has one horn.
When a pig takes out a loan, he becomes a boar-ower.
Why did the worm leave the Apple?
Because Noah said to travel in pairs
What holiday do bats love best?
St. Bat-rich’s Day.
What does a Clydesdale say when you offer them a carrot?
“Of course, my horse.”
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?
A hippo is really heavy, but a Zippo is a little lighter.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide.
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
What do racehorses eat?
Fast food.
Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the Shell station.
How do the crows in Texas greet each other?
Yee-caw
What did the confused cat say? I’m purr-plexed!
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
The prawn broker.
Who does a fish call when his piano breaks?
The piano tuna!
After graduating from high school, crows go to caw-lleges for further studies.
What do you get when a dinosaur blows it's nose? OUT of the way!!
What do you get when you cross a bee and a sheep?
A bah-humbug.
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.
What did the dog say to its fleas?
Stop bugging me
What did the guard say to stop the horse from escaping?
Halt-her!
What do you call a bee trying to make up its mind?
A maybee
The manager for that dairy farm was referred to as the cow-ordinator.
What do you can an ant scientist?
Albert Antstein.
When a girl saw a sad alligator at the zoo she asked him; hey are you cai-man?
How can you tell if you are looking at a police glow worm? it has a blue light.
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Who has large antlers, a high voice and wears white gloves? Mickey Moose!
What does a snail wear to go dancing?? Escargogo boots.
Why did the bat break up with her girlfriend?
She thought she was a pain in the neck.
What does a twelve-pound mouse say to a cat? 'Here Kitty, kitty, kitty'!
What is a dog’s favorite instrument?
A trom-bone
What medicine do you give to sick ants?
Antibiotics.
I use a crow to wake me up in the morning.
There’s caws for alarm.
What do llamas always say after yoga class?
“Llamaste.”
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
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