Why are dinosaurs no longer around? Because their eggs stink.
Where do you take a sick hornet?
To the waspital.
What type of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
Did you hear about the croc and rooster that had a kid together?
It was a crocadoodledoo.
I caught a fruit fly in the air and killed it.
I'm a gnatural born killer.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
I went drinking with a bunch of kangaroos last night and they didn't buy me one drink all evening..
Talk about short arms long pockets...
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Why don’t monkeys wear pocket watches?
Because they don’t wear pants.
What bat was called an invader?
Bat-talina.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
My wife and I are very competitive, but when it came to flamingo impersonation, I didn't stand a chance
She had a leg up the whole time.
Baby flamingos really are badly behaved. I think it’s because their parents never put their foot down.
Where do crows try their luck?
Ma-cau
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
What do zebras hold?
Ze boobs.
What happened to the dog who ate too much garlic?
Its bark was worse than its bite.
What does a cat wear to stop smelling? Antipurrspirant!
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What is good at maths and related to a crocodile?
A calcu-gator
What do you call fifty penguins at the North Pole?
Really lost. (Penguins live in the Southern Hemisphere)!
A snapping turtle is a turtle that takes up pgotography.
Where does a Tyrannosaurus sit when he comes to stay? Anywhere he wants to.
Where did the deer go to fix its tail?
The re-tail shop.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a leaf blower? A hare dryer!
Who would win a game of hide and seek between a dalmatian and a tiger? The tiger because he wouldn't be spotted.
What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?
Morse toad.
How did the pony get the bugs away?
It said, horse-shoo fly, don’t bother me.
No one really enjoys crying wolf. However, the boy did cry just to get a howling experience.
What did one pig say to the other?
Let’s be pen pals.
What do you call a 100 year old ant?
An ant-ique.
Turtles communicate with each other through shell phones.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple? Because everyone had to go on in pairs.
What’s the difference between a comma and a cat?
One has the paws before the claws, the other has the clause before the pause.
What do you call an otter with a carrot in each ear? Anything you want as he can't hear you!
A flamingo only ever asks for a plaster when it hurts its pinky.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
A family of beavers were walking across a river. During that time, the dad said to the family: “Dam it.”
What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use? A dino-saw!
Q. What did the Aussie zookeeper say to the gorilla who was spying on him?
A. There's no need to pry, mate.
I saw a lady riding a camel and being pulled by a truck... It was a camel tow
Did you know that a group of crows is called a murder?
Well, technically it’s only a murder if there’s probable caws.
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What planet does a seal live on?
EARFFF EARFFF EARFFFF.
Why doesn't McDonald's serve escargot? Because it's not fast food.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
Where do penguins go to dance?
The snow ball!
What do you call a noisy group of crows?
A caw-cophony!
Just a buffalo laying down, bisoness as usual.
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