When does a sloth go "moo"? When it is learning a new language!
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with a kangaroo?
An animal that keeps its nuts in its pockets.
The killer whale planned its attack on the seals for weeks.
It was very carefully orca-strated.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?
Fang letters.
Why can't you trust zebras?
Because they're convicted horse felons.
Why was the Whale bank heist so successful?
Because it was a whale orca-strated plan
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
Which dance will a chicken not do?
The foxtrot.
If a lion is the king of the jungle...
Then shouldn’t they call it a reignforest?
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
What is a cat’s favorite vegetable? As-purr-agus.
What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? A Diplodocus with a sore throat!
What did the disappointed deer say? Oh deer!
To resolve the internal issues at the office, crows involved their cawnflict mediators.
What are the fastest fish in the river? The motor-pike with a side-carp!
Why wasn’t the dog a smooth talker?
Because he couldn’t stop saying “ruff ruff”.
What do horses eat with their salad? Dressage-ing.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn? She had a litter of mittens.
What's a shark's favorite hobby?
Anything he can sink his teeth into.
What do you get if you cross a Triceratops with a kangaroo ? A Tricera-hops!
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
What did a duck say to the comedian?
You quack me up.
What does a mosquito say to greet his girlfriend?
"M'laria."
How do worms measure their length?
They ask a tape worm to help out!
What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
A bird that talks your ears off.
Why did the thieves kidnap the monkey?
Because they believed in gibbon take.
What is a deer’s favorite meal of the day?
“Deer-ner.”
What do you call an ant who doesn’t smell anymore?
Deodor-ant.
How do you catch a unique tiger?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a tame tiger?
Tame way.
How do you count cows?
With a cowculator.
Why did the beaver cross the river? To get to the other side of the river.
Did you hear about the birds of prey who opened up a resort?
It was for owl seasons.
What do you call a guy who believes in ethical treatment of spiders?
Peta Parker.
What kind of camel throws a hissy fit when you milk it?
A drama dairy.
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What fish are at the zoo?
Lion fish!
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
You can always find the little cows eating lunch inside the calf-etiria.
Q. What do you get when you cross a doe with a bull?
A. A deery cow.
What’s a whale’s favorite movie?
The Humpback Of Notre Dame.
What do you call an ant who can see into the future?
Clairvoy-ant.
Tigers are bad at basketball because they have only four feet.
Why wouldn’t the papa bear use a navigation system in his truck?
Because he never lost his bearings.
Flamingo parents are really cute with their babies. You should see them playing Beak a Boo.
Did you guys know that dolphins attack seals for sport?
It's almost like they do it on porpoise.
What do pig’s use as soap? Hogwash.
What happened to the Easter bunny at school? He was eggspelled.
How does a bear stop a movie?
They hit the paws button.
What do penguins sing at a birthday party?
Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow.
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