What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
Why are goats from France musical?
Because they have French horns.
Sometime flamingos get fixated on one thing, and it can be hard to get them to see things from another pers-peck-tive.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why did the tiger visit the eye specialist after dropping a can of red paint on himself? He saw red.
What did the horse say to his friend that didn’t come party last night?
You didn’t turnout.
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?
A bear-faced lyre.
What type of cat belongs to the baker? One that’s pure-bread
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Why do owl babies take after their dad?
Like feather, like son.
Each time the cow escaped, the farmer would find him hiding in Moo York City.
What do you call it when a giraffe swallows a toy jet?
A plane in the neck.
What do you call a cold, angry pig? A ham-brr-grr.
What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?
A long shot.
Why do mice need oiling?
Because they squeak!
The chicken farmer died under mysterious circumstances.
The police suspect fowl play.
What advice did the grandpa pig have for his kids?
“Don’t take anything for grunted.”
Why should you never fight a Gorilla?
They know king kong fu.
What is a cat’s favorite TV show? The evening mews.
What can one parrot do?
Not as much as toucan.
Which side of a koala bear has the most fur? The outside!
Why did the mouse stay inside? Because it was raining cats and dogs.
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
What did the fish say when he posted bail?
I’m off the hook!
Why are flamingos such good patients?
They’re used to wading.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
It may seem a bit corny but we appreciate you working your tail off for us.
What is a cat’s favorite state of America? Connecti-cat.
I asked a pink bird who its favourite artist was. It looked at me strangely and replied “Flamingo Starr, of course.”
Who’s a llama’s favorite composer?
Wolfgang Llamadeus Mozart.
Why is it cheap to feed polar bears?
Because they live on ice only.
A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall off a cliff.
Baa dum tssssss.
Why do worms have trouble getting up in the morning? Because the early bird catches the worm.
What does a deer call her boyfriend?
Cari-boo.
The expensive dog has gone missing.
However, police are saying that at least they have a lead. Once she is found they will Retriever.
What kind of luggage did the vulture bring on the flight?
Carrion.
What did the river say to the beaver? You look so tide'y.
What did the llama say to the grass?
“Nice gnawing you!”
How do Penguins drink their cola?
On the rocks.
What would a crow wear to the Halloween party? A crown!
What does a chocolate crow say? “Cacao!”
What is a sharks favorite kinda sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish!
What medication does a snake with hay fever take?
An antihissstamine.
What kind of diet did the deer go on when she was trying to lose weight?
A non-deery diet.
What should you do if you find a dinosaur in your bed ? Find somewhere else to sleep!
What kind of shoes do mice wear? Squeakers.
What's grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderella-phant.
I saw a squirrel throw up today! It was nuts!
What do you call a holy squirrel?
A chipmunk.
What do you call a three-eyed tiger?
A tiiiger.
What did the deer say when he left the barbershop?
“I feel like a million bucks!”
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