What do you call a rabbit who is angry over getting burnt? A hot cross bunny.
I just saw a huge killer fish singing and playing guitar in the city center.
I think it must be a busking shark.
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo? A stripy jumper!
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?
I guess that’s debaitable.
Where do prehistoric reptiles like to go on vacation? To the dino-shore.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
What hotel do mice stay in ? The Stilton
I painted my dog’s nails So he can look paw-ty.
What do you call a liquid kangaroo?
Marsoupial.
How do you apologize to a koala? BEAR your heart and soul.
My pink bird friend got dumped a while ago. He was sad for a while, but now he’s singe and ready to flamingle.
What kind of seal do you get on letters from Turkey?
A stamped bull.
I had a tattoo of a Scorpion on my back last night and to tell the truth...
It stings like hell.
What do you say when you catch a bee?
Behold!
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
What do you call for injured ants?
The ant-bulance.
Did you hear about the two silk worms in a race?
It ended in a tie.
What goes white black white black white black red?
A panda that falls from a cliff.
Did you hear about the sheep's jousting tournament?
It was a real baa-lancing act.
What's more amazing than a talking bat? A spelling bee!
How do you make a rabbit float? Put soda, syrup, and milk into a glass. Add one rabbit.
If dolphins lived on land, which country would they live in?
Finland!
What is a medieval owl called?
A knight owl.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What happened when a bat misbehaved in night school?
She got suspended.
What do you call a group of politically similar crows?
A cawcus
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
Flamingos are great at social events; they flamingle really well.
Why couldn’t the dog fit in his clothes?
He was a little husky
How do baby chickens dance?
Chick-to-chick.
Where do fish go to watch movies?
At the dive-in.
Wondering what crows prefer with soup, crows like crowtons in their soup.
When it’s raining, a turtle goes to a shell-ter.
What bee is most indecisive?
A May bee!
Q. How do you describe a stinking filthy buck?
A. Deer-ty.
What’s the number one complaint pig spouses have about one another? Too stub-boar-n.
What happens when a duck flies upside down?
It quacks up.
What does the father deer say to the mother deer to show his love?
“I love you deerly!”
What kind of fish will help you hear?
A herring aid!
I get beavers and similar animals mixed up.
I otter know better.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasabee?"
I tried riding a camel instead of a horse once.
It had its ups and downs.
What do rodents say when they play bingo?
‘Eyes down for a full mouse’!
Why do bees stay in the hive during the winter?
Swarm.
How to fish like to eat cereal?
In a fish bowl!
Why shouldn’t you shoot an alligator?
He’ll just bite the bullet and make the best of it.
The weather's getting colder, I really fancy some hot croc-o-late.
What do horses get after graduating university?
A pedegree.
What type of cat lives under the sea? A purr-maid.
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