What did the goat farmer’s wife say to her husband when he was swearing on the job?
“Not in front of the kids!”
What’s a pig’s favorite color? Ma-hog-any.
The guy nearly saw a murder when he almost ran over his car over a couple of crows.
When someone accidentally stepped on his foot, the wolf screamed, Aoooowwwww!
Why can't college professors take exams at a zoo? Because there are too many cheetahs.
When I was younger, I dressed up as a frog and robbed a bank.
That was the first time that I Kerm-itted a crime.
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars ? Tyrannosaurus wrecks!
What’s the scariest koala movie ever made? The Bear Witch Project.
A spider, a snake, and a kangaroo walk into a bar…
It’s a normal day in Australia.
Did You Hear About The Duck Who Thought He Was a Squirrel?
It was one tough nut to quack.
What's a camel's favorite part of a meal?
Desert!
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
A lion would never cheat on its wife.
But a Tiger wood.
What do horses use to eat?
Breastplates.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What did the duck say when he bought lipstick?
"Put it on my bill."
What do llamas call the end of the world?
Llamageddon.
Where does a bee use the bathroom?
BP
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
Why do squirrels like to sit on telephone poles?
To stay away from the nuts on the ground.
What do you call a snake that is 3.14 meters long?
A pi-thon.
What did the kangaroo say about the man who kidnapped her joey?
Stop that pick-pocket!
What did the ghost say to the bee
“BOOBEE”
Why did the owl 'owl?
Because the Woodpecker would peck 'er.
What do you get if you cross a squirrel with an elephant?
An animal that remembers where it hid its nuts.
What do you call a snake with no clothes on?
Snaked.
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth.
What's worse than lobsters on your piano?
Crabs on your organ!
When you swat a mosquito on your arm
Its death is in vein.
There is a rule that cats can shed hair on anything in the house… It is called fur-niture for a reason!
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son? If your papa could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Crows organized a cawnfrences, to discuss the upcoming project.
Is it true that a dinosaur won't attack if you hold a tree branch? That depends on how fast you carry it!
What kind of underwear do monkeys wear?
Chimpantsies.
What do bees call wasps?
Wanna-bees.
Hunting elephants is illegal as ivory well know.
How does a kangaroo pick his favorite baseball team?
He jumps on the bandwagon.
What did the beaver say when it saw it's home on fire?
Hot Dam!
What do you get when you cross a turtle with a porcupine?
A slow poke.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?
Squeaky clean!
Did you hear about the gorilla with a screw loose?
He needed to use a money wrench to tighten it.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom? Because the 'p' is silent
Why don’t Penguins like rock music?
They only like sole.
What do you call a bat who gets a charge out of life?
A battery.
Why was the glow worm unhappy ?
Because her children weren’t that bright !
What do you get when you cross a bat with a doorbell?
A ding-bat.
What was the shark’s favorite Tim Burton film?
Edward Scissorfins.
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