Why did they let the turkey join the band? Because he had the drumsticks
What do you get when you cross a ghost with a chicken?
A poultry-geist.
What did the deer order to drink at the bar?
Ice cold deer.
Some people like to play croc-quet.
In the Camel Kingdom, the king and his family live in the Camelot castle.
Did you hear about the aquarium owner?
His shark was worse than his pike.
My wife asked why I prefer gummy bears to gummy worms.
I said that gummy worms are beneath me.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an earthquake?
Milkshake.
What did the turkeys sing on Thanksgiving Day? God save the kin.
What is a cat’s favorite horror movie? The Purrrge!
What kind of bee makes milk?
A Boobie!
What’s the name of the rabbit who stole from the rich and gave to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
What did the dog say to its fleas?
Stop bugging me
What's a frog's favorite game?
Croak-et.
Heard about the devoted beaver who crossed the turbulent river? He took a leap of faith!
Why should you never share a bed with a pig? They hog all the covers.
What did the beaver say to his girlfriend?
Chew make me feel warm and fuzzy on the inside.
How does a lobster answer the phone?
"Shello?"
Why do cats not laugh at jokes? They take things too litter-ally.
Why did the worm cross the playground?
To get to the underground slide!
When one of them have a birthday, turtles call for a shell-ebration.
And the collective nouns go: a murder of crows, a herd of cows, a migraine of children.
What kind of photos do turtles take?
Shell-fies.
A lion would never cheat on its wife.
But a Tiger wood.
My friend said, "I bought a parrot for my son that has red and blue feathers."
I said, "Your son must look very strange."
Where did the duck go when he was sick? A:
To the ducktor.
A group of crows drooling over a pastry is called a-tempted murder.
Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.
What’s a llama’s favorite movie?
Alpacalypse Now.
What did the large baby deer say when he met his favorite celebrity?
“I’m a big fawn!”
Where do apes like to cook their sausages?
On the gorilla.
The wolf crossed the road because it was chasing the chicken.
What is a parrot's favourite colour shade?
Polly-chromatic
My zebra is a rubbish ballet dancer. I think he’s got two left feet.
How can you tell which end of a worm is which?
Tell it a funny Halloween joke and see which end laughs!
My dog loves designer hand-bags.
So I got him a Poochi.
The story of the chicken and cow running away together sounds like a cock and bull story to me.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Because they wouldn't take a bath!
If your piglet wants to be a wizard, there’s only one alternative: Hogwarts.
What is the first thing that bats learn at school? The alphabat.
Our flamingo colleague was leaving for a new job recently. We all told him to flamingo for it.
What do fish use to weigh themselves?
Scales!
The beavers avoid going deep-diving now. They saw one beaver hitting rock bottom.
What’s the difference between a gross bus stop and a crab with large breasts?
One’s a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
I thought swimming with the dolphins was expensive, but swimming with the sharks cost me an arm and a leg!
Do You Know How Crabs Get Around On Land?
They Use The Sidewalk!
What do you get when you cross a pig and superman?
The Man of Squeal.
Why did the panda’s joke suck?
It was unbearable.
What's green and dangerous?
A frog with a hand-grenade.
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