What do vampire bats call their friends?
Blood brothers.
What’s a kangaroo’s favorite drink?
A juice pouch.
What do you call a well-dressed ant?
Eleg-ant.
What do you call a sad pup?
A mellon collie
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Being shellfless entails volunteering at the relief center during disaster.
Q. What is a gorilla's favorite toy?
A. A bab-boom-orang.
What do you call a camel that looks the same from both directions?
A palindromedary!
What's a frog's favorite candy?
Lollihops.
What steps do you take when you see a tiger running towards you? Big ones!
What do you call a group of dyslexic crows?
A redrum.
Why was the horse sad she didn’t get the job?
She was flanking on it.
Why was the cow so scared?
Because he was a cow-ard.
What do you call a well-balanced horse?
Stable.
Crows, they just love sports, crow-quet to be precise.
How do you tell the difference between a rabbit and a gorilla?
A rabbit looks nothing like a gorilla
What do you call an explosive horse?
Neigh-palm.
What’s the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One’s a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
Where is a frog's favorite place to eat?
At IHOP.
What do you have left after a pig eats a watermelon?
Pork rinds.
Q. Where do lady gorillas go for a wild weekend night out?
A. Chimpendale's.
What happened to the pig who ate too fast? They got a ticket for running a Slop Sign.
On one bright Sunday morning, one long lost wolf finally met his longtime classmate. “So, Howl’s it goin’!”
Why was the cat not allowed on the computer? Because she tried to catch the mouse!
What’s black and white, black and white, and black and white?
A penguin rolling down a hill.
What cheesy dip do deer love to eat?
Fawn-due.
Whats in a camels favorite cup of tea?
Camelmile
What’s it called when a bunch of pigs compete in athletic games?
The Olympigs
What did the koala write in his Valentine’s Day card to his girlfriend? “I love you-calyptus”.
What do you call an immature goat?
A silly billy.
Where do horses go to the bathroom?
The bathroom stall-ion.
Q: How does a tiger move a boat?
A: He uses roars.
What do you get when two giraffes run into each other?
A giraffic jam.
Why don't gorillas vote?
They're ape-political.
What part of a fish weighs the most?
The scales.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
Why didn’t the horse buy a house?
The costs were mounting.
Did you hear that the singer Seal left a night club event because of the revellers sharing derogatory poems about him?
He was dissed by the prose at a rave.
What do you call an alligator that will only eat sacrificed lambs?
A hallaligator.
What does Pooh Bear call his girl friend?
Hunny.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
Have you noticed that most wolf parties begin at around midnight? Well, it is not by coincidence, it is so that they can have a howling good time.
Coming to Theaters: The thrilling tale of a man who cooked biographical books like turkey on Thanksgiving.
*Baste on a True Story...*
Why are pigs pink when they could be any pig-ment? Sow many reasons.
An owl had a sore throat but wasn't bothered.
He couldn't give a hoot.
Q. Why couldn't the gorilla run in the marathon?
A. Because he's not part of the human race!
What did the nervous crow do? The crow proceeded with caw-tion.
Did you hear about the two silkworms that were in a race? They wound up in a tie.
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied.
What do Chinese bears wear over their faces when they’re robbing banks?
Pandanas!
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