The crow decided to dress up as Corvid-19 virus for the Halloween costume party.
What’s a shark’s favorite movie?
The Shaw-shark Redemption.
What's the best way to talk to a Tyrannosaur ? Long distance!
What kind of music do sophisticated kangaroos listen to?
Hopera.
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
A seahorse.
Why aren’t dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
What's a goat's favorite organ?
A Kid-ney
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.
Do you know how long dinosaurs should be fed? Exactly the same as short dinosaurs.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
What do you call two polar bears jerking each other off?
Bipolar.
I’ve just read that according to statistics, donkeys kill more people every year than sharks.
I better watch my ass.
What’s a whale’s favorite James Bond movie?
A License To Krill.
Why are horses so good at the shooting range?
They’re hunters.
Did you here about the croc with a serious drug addiction?
It was a crackodile.
Why did the hunter miss his mark?
He was not aiming deerectly for it.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, and 12 claws on each foot? Sir.
What do you call a dinosaur as tall as a house, with long sharp teeth, 12 claws on each foot and a personal stereo over his ears? Anything you like, he won't hear you!
What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?
Camembert.
What's the difference between Cloepatra and King Arthur?
One had Camelot and one had a lot of camels.
The sweetest and punny name to call a pig is Mudpie.
What is a nerdy alligator’s favorite programming language?
Jaw-va.
What is the difference between a dirty bus stop, and a crab with breast implants?
Ones a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean!
Why do mice have long tails?
Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
I tried to phone the spiritual leader of Tibet once, but I was sent a big goat with a long neck instead.
I must have phoned Dial-a-Llama by mistake.
What does a cat say when it gets injured? MeOWWW!
What did Homer Simpson say when he saw a female deer?
“Doe!”
Someone told me that it takes 5 sheep to make a sweater.
I didn't know they could knit!
Sloths never kiss on the first date, they take it slow.
When milking a nervous goat, you should use kid gloves.
What did the deer say to her friend when she needed assistance?
“Could you doe me a favour?”
Any advice on getting a pet pig? Just be sure you get the pig of the litter.
What did the cat say when something bad happened? That’s un-fur-tunate!
I can’t believe that during the attempted murder, John Crow, Russel Crow and Sheryl Crow were all in the room.
What do you call a Spanish goat with no hind legs?
Gracias.
What do you call an alligator that sneaks up and bites you from behind?
A tail-gator.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
What did Detective Duck say to his partner?
“Let’s quack this case.”
What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?
I think we should sea otter people.
How does a group of sea turtles make a decision?
They flipper a coin.
Are Jellyfish sad that there are no Peanut Butter fish?
Two male zebras in the Zoo started making rap-music.
They're called the Zbruhs.
Why was the cow always exercising? To build up its moo-scles
The group of crows that attacked the lady was accused of murder, the cawps are still looking for the probable caws.
How do venomous snakes kill their prey?
In cold blood.
What do you call a mouse with no balls?
Optical.
The wolf crossed the road because it was chasing the chicken.
What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!"
How does a pod of dolphins make a decision?
They flipper coin!
What kind of turkey grows on a tree? Poultry.
What is a bunny’s motto? Don’t be mad, be hoppy!
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