What do you call Tyrannosaurus rex when it wears a cowboy hat and boots ? Tyrannosaurus tex!
What do you call a Mexican bear with a rubber toe?
Robearto.
What do you call a freezing bear?
A brrrrrrr.
What is a koala’s favorite Christmas carol? Deck the halls with boughs of holly, koala-la-la-la, la-la-la-la!!!
Making puns ha?
Toucan play that game.
What do dogs eat for breakfast?
Pooched eggs.
I do wonder why my flamingo friends always do so well in tests and exams. After all, they always just wing it.
The collective noun for kangaroos is a "troop". What is the collective noun for cars?
A Lot
What's a frog's favorite flower?
A croakus.
What did the deer say after she did her friend a favor?
“You doe me!”
Q. What did Ena say after Bambi was killed by a semi truck?
A. He will be dearly missed.
What do you call a light-headed elephant?
An ele-faint.
What kind of car does a mouse drive?
A mini van.
Dear Turkey, don't worry... they only love us for our breasts too. Sincerely, all women.
Why are tigers said to be religious? Because they frequently prey with all their family members.
Q. Where did the gorilla like to go sailing?
A. The Chimpan-Sea
What is a giraffe’s favorite fruit?
Necktarines.
What does a monkey wear while cooking?
An ape-ron.
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
"Do not consume if seal is broken."
My pet parrot, Nickel, just passed away.
Now I have a Nickel-less cage.
My two cats had a fight today.
They soon hissed and made up though.
A fly feels a bug on it's back. "Hey bug on my back, are you a mite?"
"I mite be !!" giggles the mite.
"That's the worst pun I've ever heard" groans the fly.
"What do you expect?" says the mite. "I came up with it on the fly. "
What do you call a cross between a donkey and a zebra?
Debra.
Why was the penguin a good race car driver?
He always started in pole position.
Where do the monkeys melt their cheese?
Under the gorilla.
Why don’t elephants use computers?
Because they’re afraid of the mouse.
What do you call a cold dog sitting on a rabbit? A chili dog on a bun!
Why don't crabs give birthday presents?
Because they're just shellfish.
What do you call it when evil worms take over the world?
Global Worming!
What do birds like to put in their soup? Crow-tons.
Why are tigers striped? Because they never want to be spotted.
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses.
Did you guys hear about the camel that got a gig playing a cow on Broadway?
She was a real drama dairy.
Why did the vampire need mouthwash? Because he had bat breath.
How do you know if there is a Brachiosaurus in bed with you? By the dinosnores.
Flamingoes have a special name for one of their numbers who has passed away. They call it flamingone.
Q. Why was the blonde disappointed after her visit to an apiary?
A. There weren't any gorillas there. DUH!
Elephants will toil all day, and they work for peanuts.
What do you call a duck with fangs?
Count Duckula.
The cawllarborne of the skinny crow was so pronounced.
Why don’t you see penguins in Britain?
Because they’re afraid of Wales.
What country has the most birds?
Turkey.
What does Willow Smith say to her pets? I whip my hare back and forth.
Why did the dog cross the road twice?
He was trying to fetch a boomerang
Why are mice afraid of the water?
Because of catfish.
Why did the mouse eat a candle? For some light refreshment!
Waiter, waiter, do you have frog legs?
No, I always walk this way.
What is a Leatherback Sea Turtles favorite sandwich?
Peanut butter and jellyfish.
What weighs 800 pounds and sticks to the roof of your mouth ? A peanut butter and Stegosaurus sandwich!
What made the dinosaur's car stop ? A flat Tire-annosaurus!
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