If a lion is the king of the jungle...
Then shouldn’t they call it a reignforest?
What’s a gorilla’s favourite pop group? A: Bananarama!
What do bees use to build roads? Nec-tar.
What happened to the cat that went to the flea circus? She stole the whole show.
What did the beaver say to the other beaver? I love you like no otter.
What do you call a goat swimming in the sea?
Billy Ocean.
A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower...
It was a cross pollination.
What is serial killer Buffalo Bill's favorite fast food restaurant?
Chick Fillet.
Flamingos are known by a different name when they dress up to go out – they call themselves glamingos.
What our parents tortoise was to be kind to each other.
Where do most horses work for their first job?
Re-tail stores.
I’m putting an official ban on rabbit puns. They are not bunny anymore.
Where do wasps go on holiday?
Stingapore.
Any time I wear a t shirt with a picture of a crocodile on it, I feel a little sick.
I think I might be Lacoste intolerant.
What do you get if you stand between two llamas?
Llamanated.
What is a mouse’s favorite game?
Hide and squeak!
How do bats tell their future?
They read their horrors-cope.
What is a koala bear’s favorite mixed drink? A pina koala.
What do you get when you cross two fish with two elephants?
A pair of swimming trunks.
Why was the little bee sent to bed without supper?
Because he wouldn't beehive.
I bought a bunny because everyone needs a friend who is all ears.
Why did the T-Rex get a ticket? He ran through the stomp sign.
What type of dog chases anything red?
A bull dog.
Why did one camel spit and stomp when the other camel stole its cheese?
Because they’re “dramadairies”
What do you call a bat with ebola? African batman.
What did the ponies do when it was raining? Stay ind-horse.
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights?
A mouseketeer!
What do you call an eyeless deer?
No-eye-deer.
What mouse was a Roman emperor? Julius Cheeser!
What did the crow said when it saw a car coming? Cawr.
What is a cat’s favorite book? The Princess and the Paw-per.
People always talk about the 'Eye Of The Tiger'. No one talks about the other four letters.
At What Time Does A Duck Wake Up?
At the quack of dawn.
What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine.
What do you call a pig that gets the test answer wrong? Mistaken bacon.
How did the kittens express their love for each other? In Holy Catrimony
What did the husband beaver say to the wife beaver to express his love and gratitude? You are the one for me, waddle I do without you?
You are really talented. You should join a punk-croc band.
Goat milk?
We were all sturtled by the incoming news.
Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn?
He was too much of a bully.
How do penguins drink?
Out of beak-ers!
What did the mom say to her kitten when she caught him slouching? Paw attention to your paw-sture!
What do you call a monkey who can’t keep a secret?
A blab-boon.
What did the horse reply when asked if it would try water polo?
“I would dapple.”
What do you call a large group of sick pandas?
A Pandamic.
What’s a Chinese bear’s favorite organ of the body?
The panda-creas.
What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird?
A feather boa.
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
What do you call a very smart bunny? An egghead.
What do you get if you cross a giraffe and a hedgehog?
An extra long toilet brush.
What does a dinosaur call a porcupine? A toothbrush.
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