What do you call an owl dressed in armor?
A knight owl.
Why did the Koala cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done!
If you need a mystery-solving, just call an in-vesti-gator.
Flamingos are pretty good at ideas… They have a lot of experience with formation.
What is a dog’s favorite hobby?
Collecting fleas.
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad sandals.
Why did the gorilla cross the road? He had to take care of some monkey business.
How do bears keep their houses cool in summer?
Bear conditioning.
What do you call a Mexican snake?
Hisssspanic.
Why didn't the frog park on the side of the road?
He was afraid of getting toad.
What do you call a goat who is in charge of a university?
Billy Dean.
What do you call a sloth that can pick up an elephant ? Sir!
What do you call a turtle chef?
A slow cooker.
What did the female dinosaur call her blouse making business? Try Sara's Tops
Q. What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a grizzly bear?
A. Fired from the zoo.
Why don’t penguins fly?
They are not tall enough to be pilots.
Who is a Penguin’s favorite pop star?
Seal.
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
They go on peck-nics.
What’s black and white and goes up and down?
A panda who’s stuck in a lift.
Why did the dolphin blush?
Because it saw the ocean’s bottom!
What's the best way to stuff a turkey? Serve him lots of pizza and ice cream!
What Do You Call A Duck That Steals?
A robber ducky.
What’s the best way to make a bull sweat?
Put him in a tight jumper.
Why did the cat get fined? He was caught littering
What do llamas always reply when you thank them?
No probllama.
What do turtles do when one of them has a birthday?
They have a shell-ebration.
Why was the scarecrow upset with the worm?
It was going ear to ear in the corn field!
How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow? Down in the mouth!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
Plenty of milk.
What was the scariest prehistoric animal? The Terror-dactyl!
Knock Knock!
Who is there?
A Bee?
A bee who?
A beaver is building a dam on the river.
Q. What happens when a gorilla has a melt down?
A. He goes absolutely bananas!
I used to own a raven. It could speak English, but the only word it could speak was "car".
Where do llamas go on vacation?
Alpacapuco.
What did the bear say when he got a joke? He just bear-ly had a chuckle!
Q. What did the doe say to the louse on her new baby fawn?
A. Gosh deer nit!
Where does a rottweiler sit in the cinema?
Anywhere it wants to.
How do pink birds make friends? They fla-mingle.
What kind of key has no lock?
A turkey.
Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea-weed.
What do teenage deer do at slumber parties?
Truth or deer.
Where does the Easter bunny get his eggs? From an eggplant.
What does a doe stripper at a stag party take off?
A. Everything but her un-deer-wear.
Have you heard about the new book all about flamingos? Apparently it’s flying off the shelves.
Who did the horse ask to be his second wife?
A manewer model.
I just got an adorable baby goat, but it can’t bend its legs.
The vet said it’s a cute kid knee disorder.
Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because the chicken joke wasn't invented yet.
What was the worm doing in the cornfield?
He was going in one ear and out the other!
What did the teenage crow want for his birthday? A brand new caw!
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